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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Too Early For Interior Design? Currently Hanging: Cremaster of the Universe

Posted by on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 9:42 AM

naughtypine.jpg

I hate to gay up Slog with comments about decorating, but: I don't really mind white walls. And I prefer knotty pine to stained slatting. But I see his point. Don't much care for the chandelier though.

UPDATE: Oh, right: NSFYW. Sorry about that. But, hey, now we know how older men's scrotums get like that.

 

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1
... I haven't clicked the link, but seeing as it from luriddigs.com ... perhaps a NSFYW disclaimer?
Posted by Travis on March 10, 2010 at 9:43 AM
2
Dude, I did NOT want to see that. Please, give some warning.
Posted by Gordian on March 10, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Banna 3
Probably NSFW, as it's actively blocked from where I work. Hi there, network admin!
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on March 10, 2010 at 9:46 AM
DowntownTaylor 4
Whoa... a little "NSFW" warning would have been nice.
Posted by DowntownTaylor http://www.digitaltaylor.com on March 10, 2010 at 9:46 AM
ZacharyFantastico 5
I think Dan had to omit the NSFW disclaimer in order for the post to have its full effect.
Posted by ZacharyFantastico on March 10, 2010 at 9:47 AM
6
wow, really wish i'd looked at the comments before clicking. if i get fired for this, i'm suing your asses.
Posted by cornballer on March 10, 2010 at 9:48 AM
7
He's hanging from his dick for those that can't see it. And I am both repulsed and attracted.
Posted by Bon Bon on March 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM
8
Chiming in to agree on a warning - bad interior design hurts my soul, but that image sent a bolt of pain up my spine, and I'm a woman. I imagine guys seeing it could hurt themselves through a spasmodic jerk reflex. Ouch.
Posted by Donna on March 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Packeteer 9
I god I have some explaining to do to my boss. I don't mean the guy sitting next to me I mean my boss in the sky above, the lord does not approve of such imagery. :P
Posted by Packeteer on March 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM
Packeteer 10
So I take it NSFYW means that it is ok at the stranger offices? Quick questions, what is not safe for work there?
Posted by Packeteer on March 10, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Tim Keck 11
@ 10 I once fired an employee for going here.
Posted by Tim Keck http://thestranger.com on March 10, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Fnarf 12
Oh dear lord. Not safe for anywhere.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 10, 2010 at 10:04 AM
13
"I hate to gay up Slog, but..."

Can you put that in the masthead...where "All The News Thats Fit To Print" would normally go?

Posted by Lirva Ginevla on March 10, 2010 at 10:04 AM
STJA 14
The picture on SLOG contains BALLS! Yes, those are testicles in that little window there!
Posted by STJA on March 10, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Ness 15
I read this post about 10 minutes ago before the update and thought "why the fuck is Dan going on about stained slatting and interior decor?"
Then I came back, saw the warning, and clicked the link.
OH DEAR.
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on March 10, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Ness 16
At second glance... if he's hanging from his balls, where's his dick?
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on March 10, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Fnarf 17
@16, hiding in terror.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 10, 2010 at 10:13 AM
very bad homo 18
Its nice to see that you are all working so hard.
Posted by very bad homo on March 10, 2010 at 10:51 AM
19
OUCH!!!!! He makes my lady parts hurt!!!!
Posted by embarrassed in kentucky on March 10, 2010 at 11:03 AM
20
I don't think the NSFW warning is quite enough. Perhaps "NFSW (CBT)" or something like that?

Doesn't NSFW, particularly on the Stranger board, usually warn of sexual material, etc., and not pain/torture? I mean, this is certainly sexual, but I'm pretty violence adverse, and I would definitely have liked to skip this one.

Sorry, I don't mean to be overly sensitive.
Posted by No decapitations, please on March 10, 2010 at 11:23 AM
merry 21
Well shit. We're all getting fired now.

Thanks Dan!!
Posted by merry on March 10, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Andy 22
I just fired myself.
Posted by Andy on March 10, 2010 at 11:34 AM
FreudianShrimp 23
"Grand-pa, whaddya doin'?"

"Just hangin' around."
Posted by FreudianShrimp on March 10, 2010 at 1:05 PM
FreudianShrimp 24
Please note the oscillating fan; it's there so he can be comfortable.
Posted by FreudianShrimp on March 10, 2010 at 1:07 PM
Reverse Polarity 25
Oh my. That was a picture that I really didn't need to see. NSFW doesn't even slow me down. That's more like NSF anything.

*shudder*
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 10, 2010 at 2:01 PM
26
Major OUCH!!! Don't let the guys at Gitmo see this, it might give them ideas. I am referring to the interior design of course.
Posted by alisamc http://amcstubbornturtle.blogspot.com/ on March 10, 2010 at 3:48 PM
27
I opened that link in the middle of class at Law School with 8 rows of students sitting behind me. A warning sign would have been nice.
Posted by lawdude3526 on March 10, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 28
As far as I'm concerned, anyone who's dumb enough to open any link on Slog in front of other people deserves whatever they get. And that goes double for a link from Dan.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 10, 2010 at 4:47 PM
29
That was almost as bad as the guy from the podcast who cut stuff off his dick with a razor blade. That one almost made me drive into a lake.
Posted by roadtripboy on March 10, 2010 at 5:48 PM
nixor 30
all that aside... HOW??
Posted by nixor on March 10, 2010 at 7:37 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 31
"How" is the easy part. "Why" is a lot harder.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 10, 2010 at 7:56 PM
32
Waiting for Loveschild's reaction...
Posted by Washington Outsider on March 10, 2010 at 11:46 PM
33
I always thought that scrotums were weak. Guess not.
Posted by ridia on March 10, 2010 at 11:48 PM

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