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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Lunchtime Quickie: Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father, the Homemade Tattoo Gun Edition

Posted by on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 at 12:15 PM

What's wrong with a coupla' TATZ, eh?

 

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Ness 1
It's shit like this that gives tattoos a bad name.
Nasty.
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on March 10, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Cook 2
sure, these parents are a little bit country, and we don't know the age of the kids, but this doesn't seem like much of a crime to me. piss poor judgement, sure, but not criminal.
Posted by Cook on March 10, 2010 at 12:48 PM
3
I don't understand why this is got blowed up so big!


...of course you don't sweety. Of course you don't.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on March 10, 2010 at 1:06 PM
4
"the mother of SOME of (his) children"

naturally.
Posted by bellgirl on March 10, 2010 at 1:18 PM
gttim 5
Making Georgia look great!

#2 Not much of a crime? If somebody sent your kids home with permanent tattoos, you would be OK with this? It is illegal to tattoo children. The kid's mother, who probably has legal custody since it blew up when the kids were sent home, certainly did not consent even, disregarding the illegality. These idiots should have "Stupid" tattooed on their foreheads while doing time.
Posted by gttim on March 10, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Sargon Bighorn 6
Once again I quote Saint Jane Fonda, "Georgia is like a third world country"
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on March 10, 2010 at 1:39 PM
nipper 7
I'm so glad this didn't happen in NC.
Posted by nipper on March 10, 2010 at 1:51 PM
8
Even morons want their children to be just like them.
Posted by J.R. on March 10, 2010 at 2:31 PM
9
I'm confused: circumcision is legal. What makes this worse? How come you all aren't getting down on Judaism?
Or is it because you can see this?

I recognized it's bad for their job prospects and will make them look like lowlife gangsters as teens and young adults, but is that worse than not helping your kids with homework?
Posted by cracked on March 10, 2010 at 4:10 PM
10
P.S. 1) Also, this was reported like a thousand years ago.

2) Its really fucked up to treat this on par with the beatings, starvation, murder, and trading out for prostitution, etc. that Dan reports in his "Everyone Deserves..." pieces.
Posted by cracked on March 10, 2010 at 4:15 PM
11
Um, we allow parents to get their kids' ears pierced. I know that is less permanent, and this was clearly a stupid move on their part. But I think the charges are quite ridiculous.
Posted by olechka on March 10, 2010 at 5:18 PM
12
@ 9: Circumcision is usually (and *should* be) done by a licensed doctor/surgeon in a hospital, at least in the United States (but it should be everywhere, imo).

If the parents were not licensed tattoo artists or whatever they call them--and I don't know what the laws are in GA and their local jurisdiction--then that's a big no-no and they may have exposed their kids to diseases and/or injured them in a way not yet apparent. (Remember, that used to be a prime way to get exposed to Hepatitis before many places enacted regulations.)

Also, as a practical matter of speaking, what if the kids don't want these tattoos ten or twenty years down the road? What if they don't want to espouse a religious belief system? :O

Tattoos are the kind of thing one needs a serious maturity for due to their permanence, placement, pain, and price (possibly including removal)--and that's for both the receiver AND the giver (and maybe the payer)?
Posted by think hard before going to get one on March 10, 2010 at 8:27 PM
doublegin 13
The only crime here is that their tattoos are so ugly
Posted by doublegin on March 10, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Knat 14
Mmmm, (what sound like) prison tat's made at home wit' mamma an' her boyfriend, using pieced t'gether equipment. God bless the South.

I will give them credit for the ingenuity, though. I'd never have thought to use a sharpened GIT-ar string...
Posted by Knat on March 11, 2010 at 12:53 AM

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