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Monday, March 8, 2010

Sign of the Day

Posted by on Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 2:14 PM

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  • Nafun

Uh, it's a good thing Precious didn't sweep the Oscars.

Tip from NaFun

 

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Sargon Bighorn 1
Those ladies are so creative!
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on March 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM
2
It should be "The Squirt Locker"
Posted by CommonKnowledge on March 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM
3
Did Sandra Ballock perform ?
Posted by Oscar Wiener on March 8, 2010 at 2:24 PM
4
For Sandra, it would be the The Hind Side.
Posted by CommonKnowledge on March 8, 2010 at 2:25 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
If Avatar had won, would they have gone with the blue body paint? Because I could have gotten into that.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 8, 2010 at 2:34 PM
gloomy gus 6
@2 yay!
Posted by gloomy gus on March 8, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Tingleyfeeln 7
If A Serious Man had won it could have been A Serious Hand!
I'm with 5280 about if Avatar had won, it should have been painted blue dancers day.
Is everyone like me, lacking in ideas for what they should have done if Precious had won, or is everyone afraid to go there?
Can the Lusty get on the board to vote on the winners? Could they in any way persuade the voters for the sake of their always amusing marquee?
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on March 8, 2010 at 3:45 PM
8
@7 In answer to your last question, most experts believe that giving the award to No Country for Old Men in 2007 was an attempt to bait the Lady into breaking her long standing ban on the C-word. To her credit, she did not bite.
Posted by randar on March 8, 2010 at 5:28 PM
9
The Spurt Locker is more like it.
Posted by mint chocolate chip on March 8, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Tingleyfeeln 10
I'll never be able to look at the titles of Oscar-worthy films the same way again.
Somebody pleeeease make a good movie with a word that rhymes with spooge in the title. Maybe something that would inspire a marquee like "spooge on the floor".
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on March 8, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Greg 11
@9: Wait, wouldn't guys get kicked out for stroking it in front of the dancers?
Posted by Greg on March 8, 2010 at 8:14 PM
12
11- your not from around here are you?
Posted by wl on March 8, 2010 at 8:41 PM
Greg 13
I must not be, if everyone here talks like you do.
Posted by Greg on March 8, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Greg 14
But do please explain what I don't understand, assuming you actually know.
Posted by Greg on March 8, 2010 at 8:43 PM
NaFun 15
@11 try it and find out
Posted by NaFun http://www.dancesafe.org on March 8, 2010 at 9:33 PM
16
LL is a peep show with private booths not a strip club with lap dances. Its a self serve kind of place.
Posted by wl on March 8, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Greg 17
Kay, I looked it up. So there are booths? I guess that would explain it.
Posted by Greg on March 9, 2010 at 10:14 PM

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