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Monday, March 8, 2010

Health / History / The Ladies Also, Eleanor Roosevelt Was Totally into Golden Showers!

Posted by on Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 4:22 PM

If you watched the Oscars last night, you probably saw this commercial about Whoopi Goldberg's leaking peehole. I sure did!

But you probably didn't know that you can go on YouTube and watch a whole bunch of extended scenes! Of Whoopi Goldberg! As famous women throughout history! Talking about peeing their pants!

For example, here's Lady Godiva (warning—1:15 to the end will break your brain):


Among the revelations: Lady Godiva was constantly "wet between the thighs" (but not how you think!); it took extra time to burn Joan of Arc at the stake because she kept getting nervous and "spritzing" on the flames; and Helen of Troy "launched a thousand ships" ON THE STREAMS OF URINE ISSUING FORTH FROM HER CROTCH. This exists. This exists.

 

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I'm 85 Years Old 1
"Hey Everyone! Here's some videos about Whoopi Goldberg and how she pisses!"

No thanks.
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on March 8, 2010 at 4:34 PM
michael strangeways 2
and we thought it was funny when Jack Donaughy suggested on "30 Rock" that Whoopi would do anything for money (The Ukrainian Meat Machine)...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on March 8, 2010 at 4:56 PM
3
I love the phrase "break your brain" thanks!
Posted by K X One on March 8, 2010 at 7:43 PM
4
Thank god someone's finally talking about it. The silence is broken!
Posted by idaho on March 9, 2010 at 2:20 AM
5
I didn't know 1 in 3 women have this problem! That's a boatload! I always wondered why one of the more random, squickier pieces of advice my mother gave me was to do my kegel exercises and now I know it's not because she's just that odd.

I love Whoopie.
Posted by funkathrusta on March 9, 2010 at 4:04 AM
Fool multitude 6
Woulda been funnier if former Pythonian Terry Jones had played Lady Godiva, with Whoopie it's just kinda gorge risingly creepy.
Posted by Fool multitude on March 9, 2010 at 8:00 AM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 7
Words fail me...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on March 9, 2010 at 10:59 AM
merry 8
Whoopi's spot was one of the highlights of the Oscar broadcast.....

You go girl!!
Posted by merry on March 9, 2010 at 11:27 AM

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