If you watched the Oscars last night, you probably saw this commercial about Whoopi Goldberg's leaking peehole. I sure did!

But you probably didn't know that you can go on YouTube and watch a whole bunch of extended scenes! Of Whoopi Goldberg! As famous women throughout history! Talking about peeing their pants!

For example, here's Lady Godiva (warning—1:15 to the end will break your brain):

Among the revelations: Lady Godiva was constantly "wet between the thighs" (but not how you think!); it took extra time to burn Joan of Arc at the stake because she kept getting nervous and "spritzing" on the flames; and Helen of Troy "launched a thousand ships" ON THE STREAMS OF URINE ISSUING FORTH FROM HER CROTCH. This exists. This exists.