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Sunday, February 28, 2010

News The Morning News: Health Care, Earthquakes, Pizza

Posted by on Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 9:04 AM

Posted by news intern Sarah Anne Lloyd.

SO MUCH PIZZA: Spokane pizza chain offers 100 PIZZAS as a reward for helping to catch a robber that held up one of their locations.

Yup: KING 5 talks about how shitty stalking is after the murder of a Tacoma teacher.

Yay: State Senate passes amendments that preserve funding for some healthcare programs.

Oh No: Pesticide drift in California makes people sick.

US Health Care Update: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi having trouble with centrists in the health care vote.

Sucks: Marie Osmond's 18-year-old son dies; apparently jumped off a building.

Chile Update: Death toll up to at least 300, two million people affected, tsunami warnings lifted.

Haiti Update: Now they're dealing with floods, too.

Intense: Hamas commander drugged and suffocated in Dubai hotel room, people suspect Israel's secret service.

In Afghanistan: Roadside bomb kills 11 civilians.

AXE COP: Best cartoon ever! Also, it was written by a 5-year-old.


 

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Danger 1
What a downer news day.
I'm gonna go find some dinosaur blood and a pair of sunglasses and make my own news.
Posted by Danger on February 28, 2010 at 9:25 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 2
In episode 2, he uses Uni-baby (human baby with unicorn horn) to stab a giant robot. Awesome.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 28, 2010 at 10:07 AM
3
Chile will be fine, after all it was saved by the Chicago School....
Posted by Milton Friedman on February 28, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 4
If it was Pizza Pipeline I'd actually try to help catch the crooks....
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on February 28, 2010 at 11:36 AM
5
Axe Cop is a masterpiece of stunning genius!
Posted by Zander on February 28, 2010 at 11:46 AM
MoonPatrol 6
Axe Cop! I'm hooked!
Posted by MoonPatrol on February 28, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Arsenic7 7
Axe cop is pretty great. There are some great laughs sprinkled throughout the series.

I didn't realize there was a narrated version.
Posted by Arsenic7 on February 28, 2010 at 12:37 PM
8
All I could do at five was pick my nose. "Nose Picking Cop"
just sounds too boring.
Posted by Graduated To Picking My Ass on February 28, 2010 at 1:09 PM
Cook 9
the marie osmond article was a particular downer; the caption to a picture of marie was "marie osmond had eight children." a little soon, no?
Posted by Cook on February 28, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Dee 10
Fucking piece-of-shit stalker asshole. Hope he dies in jail.
Posted by Dee on March 1, 2010 at 10:18 AM

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