EARTHQUAKE: Chile's 8.8 earthquake's death toll is up to 122; Hawaii and some countries under a tsunami warning. HuffPo and the New York Times are both doing live updates.
What: A caretaker in Kent claims he "accidentally" raped an elderly woman.
Today in Maurice Clemmons: Slain Lakewood police officers' families testify in front of the Washington State Senate Judiciary Committee.
Teehee: A horse and a goat escape in Madison Valley.
BURN: Representative Jim McDermott calls the Senate "worthless."
Money! The US Department of Transportation might shut down; TIGER grants get more money.
In the Senate: Extension of unemployment benefits blocked by one vote.
President Obama: Says he's ready to compromise with Republicans on health care if they're serious about it.
NO NOT SHAMU: Sea World shuts down Shamu's Twitter feed in the wake of the recent fatal orca whale attack.
Fireworks: Kill 19 villagers in China.
In Spain and Portugal: Big fucking storm.
Not Sure How To Feel About This: Rush Limbaugh spanks himself...
