I will not write sentences like this.
I will not write sentences like this.
I will not write sentences like this.

"This" being what I just got out of the Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator using a simple 13579 for digits:

With regard to the issue of content, the optical suggestions of the purity of line notates the exploration of montage elements.

Related:

John Baldessari painting, 1966-68, 114 by 96 inches
  • John Baldessari painting, 1966-68, 114 by 96 inches

UPDATE: Also related, Cris Bruch's tortured response to a commission.

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