BBC:

A bitter row has broken out between members of the British meat industry and the World Cancer Research Fund over whether red meat increases the risk of bowel cancer. What do we know about this link?

The WCRF says the evidence that red and processed meats increase the risk of colorectal cancer is "convincing", and since 2007 - when it published a major report on lifestyle and cancer - has urged the public to limit their consumption of steak and sausages.

These conclusions, claim an array of organisations representing meat producers, are flawed. They point to a number of independent scientists who have questioned the conviction with which the link between red meat and cancer was presented in the report.

Even I, a once proud shumba (a man who loves his meat), can see the writing on the wall. Vegetarians are the future humans, in the way that non-smokers were the future humans of the recent past. Us shumba's are headed for extinction, and the race that replaces us will see in our ways (our barbecuing, our roasting) nothing but the ways of benighted savages.