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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Sex / Life / Retail Found in a Seattle Parking Lot

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 3:36 PM

The best shopping list you'll see all week—in handwriting that resembles my aunt Ima's—beneath the jump.

(Internal monologue while reading it: Poor Walter. Oh, wait—lucky Walter! I hope so anyway... At least somebody's getting the man some lube.)

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Now that's a shopping list!

Thanks for sharing. I needed the chuckle, this afternoon!

Posted by Frau Blucher on February 23, 2010 at 3:39 PM

If Walter needs prep H, maybe it's time to downsize the XL Butt-Plug.

Posted by Mittens Schrodinger on February 23, 2010 at 3:42 PM

Walter will need that ball gag and aspirin if the extra large butt plug and the Preparation H are any indication.

Posted by Renton Mike on February 23, 2010 at 3:43 PM

Okay, so where are these sex toys coming from? Stans? Glans?
Is Walter getting quality didoes and anal beads?

Posted by Enigma

on February 23, 2010 at 3:43 PM

If Walter needs prep H, maybe it's time to downsize the XL butt-plug.

Posted by Mittens Schrodinger on February 23, 2010 at 3:44 PM

That's no shopping list: that's a party recipe. :D

Posted by Alicia

on February 23, 2010 at 3:47 PM

I'm thinkin' that XL cuke ain't for the tossed salad...

Posted by DOUG.

on February 23, 2010 at 3:49 PM

Jesus Christ, these people have some kind of sex life. I'm envious.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on February 23, 2010 at 3:49 PM

How handy :) Whoever lost it can now just look here for their list.

Posted by Tremodian on February 23, 2010 at 3:50 PM

I hope nothing got forgotten without the list.

Posted by kim in portland

on February 23, 2010 at 3:55 PM

Ball stretcher? Is that what medics use to transport worn-out balls?

Posted by zombie eyes on February 23, 2010 at 3:59 PM

Ha Ha Ha

Hell, even the shopping list looks like it's been around the block a time or two! And Walter has just a little bit of competiton from Alllan and his black leather cock ring.

It must have been the start of the shopping trip because nothing is crossed off the list.

Too funny.

Posted by linda with a y on February 23, 2010 at 4:01 PM

Hiya Brendan, great post, maybe blur the names or something though? There are so many that the chances of an ID seem pretty high...

Posted by meggers on February 23, 2010 at 4:04 PM

That's why I write my lists in colloquial spanish.

Posted by Danger on February 23, 2010 at 4:07 PM

I hope the Hamburger Helper was enjoyed *after* playing with the anal beads and buttplug.

Posted by Explorer on February 23, 2010 at 4:08 PM

Orgies can be such logitical nightmares...

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on February 23, 2010 at 4:13 PM

Orgies can be such logitical nightmares...

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on February 23, 2010 at 4:13 PM

"Walter" is Terry's pet name for me.

Posted by Dan Savage on February 23, 2010 at 4:14 PM

Danger @14: I don't even want to think about how you'd say some of the things on that list in Spanish.

I keep my shopping list on the BlackBerry, by the way. Safe, secure, and always with me. It's definitely the way to go.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on February 23, 2010 at 4:18 PM

Funny, but I call fake. Millie and Edna? And the XL cucumber, ha ha ha? Just a little too good to be true.

Posted by sdg89-3q4780 on February 23, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Is Mr. Poe back in Seattle?

Posted by wisepunk on February 23, 2010 at 4:29 PM

@18 Sorry to hear about those hemorrhoids. No fun.

Posted by Hernandez

on February 23, 2010 at 4:31 PM

@ 13. Oh, all right. Even though it seems a little fake, I want to believe.

Blurring now...

Posted by Brendan Kiley on February 23, 2010 at 4:38 PM

i totally think it's real.

how flippin awesome! great find! i found a polaroid of a dick in a parking lot in kirkland once, and i thought that was awesome. i was wrong. this is what's really awesome.

Posted by mr. herriman on February 23, 2010 at 4:50 PM

The hamburger helper seems the most dangerous thing on the list. but good to know that there will be cheerios for the post-coital snack...

Edited to say that I just sent a link of this to my friend Walter's husband asking him what he was doing dropping his shopping list in Seattle ...

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on February 23, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Fuckin-A!

Posted by Bean on February 23, 2010 at 5:08 PM

Someone gets a chocolate-chip cookie treat after too!

Posted by Luckier on February 23, 2010 at 5:26 PM

I hope Walter gets a tossed salad before the XL Cucumber =)

Posted by Mattini on February 23, 2010 at 5:28 PM

@21 I saw Mr. Poe eating Thai food, alone, on Broadway today.

Posted by meowmeowkitty on February 23, 2010 at 5:49 PM

I was wondering what happened to my shopping list!

Posted by no8do on February 23, 2010 at 6:01 PM

Way to go no8do. This is the last time I let you do the shopping. If you're gonna forget the lube, couldn't you have sized down the butt plug at least?

-Walter

Posted by Walter on February 23, 2010 at 6:17 PM

i found one just like taht the other day in Tacoma, here, i'll share

http://www.jm-publishing.com/temp/found_…

love the lube notes.

cheers

Posted by murphtall on February 24, 2010 at 8:15 AM

It strikes me that the grocery list is organized by aisle. Kinky and OCD!

Posted by Christy O on February 24, 2010 at 8:22 AM

what sex shop is this? Good quality stuff, or the bad plastic Adam & Eve stuff? I'm sure that the dildos that they have are much better than the cuke.

Seriously, Walter, you lucky bastard! But no restraints?

Posted by catballou on February 24, 2010 at 6:05 PM

Who spells out "gasoline"? Gas. Fuel. Petrol, even. But gas-o-line? What a freak.

Posted by Violet_DaGrinder

on February 25, 2010 at 7:01 AM

no one seems bothered by the fact that they also wanted XL cucumbers, carrots and celery?

Posted by another anonymous user on February 26, 2010 at 9:19 AM

@4 since it's seattle, it's "stan's adult superstore"
i've never been, but i used to live close enough to just know of it. i swear!
man i miss going to thriftway though. such a friendly store.

Posted by jules13 on March 14, 2010 at 5:41 PM