...acting like a snowboarder.

Scotty Lago won the bronze medal in the halfpipe and then headed out in the streets of Vancouver to party. When some Canadian slut a good-time gal asked to kiss his medal, Lago slung it around his waist, lifted his shirt, and graciously allowed the girl to kiss his medal. (Why the girl opted to kiss his medal and not his abs is utterly beyond me.) Someone snapped a picture, which wound up on TMZ, and then the U.S. Olympic Committee basically forced Lago to leave the Olympics. Because athletes at the Olympics are "cultural ambassadors" who represent their home countries and Lago wasn't comporting himself like a "cultural ambassador" and "cultural ambassadors" don't flirt with the locals, lift their shirts, let strange women kiss their medals. Cultural ambassadors stay in Olympic Village and fuck the Olympic shit out their fellow cultural ambassadors using some of the 100,000 condoms provided for them by Olympic organizers.
I have to say that I'm disappointed—not in Lago, but in the rest of the U.S. Olympic Snowboarding Team. When Lago was pressured to leave the Olympics, the whole team should have headed out into the streets of Vancouver, posed for similar photos, and then dared the U.S. Olympic Committee to send them all home. The snowboarders are the biggest draw at the Winter Olympics and they should've taken a stand in defense of their teammate, in defense of flirting, and in defense of—for lack of a better term—"snowboard culture," which is all about having fun.
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