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Politics Liberals Are Ugly Cocaine Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Fri, Feb 19, 2010 at 11:12 AM
At least according to Jason Mattera, spokesman for Young America's Foundation ("committed to freedom, conservative ideas, the Republican platform and traditional values").
Now look at this photo of him wearing makeup. (If it's not big enough for you, click on it.)
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"Liberals Are Ugly Cocaine Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences ..."
That's an unfair and inaccurate thing for jason to say.
Some Liberals Are Ugly Pot Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences .....
That's an unfair and inaccurate thing for jason to say.
Some Liberals Are Ugly Pot Users Who Can't Speak in Complete Sentences .....
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That photo is hilarious! I think it's not so much makeup as it is a too-enthusiastic photoshopping.
Oh, @3, to atone for that one word you used you oughta write it out on a big piece of sandpaper, roll the sandpaper up tight, and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Oh, @3, to atone for that one word you used you oughta write it out on a big piece of sandpaper, roll the sandpaper up tight, and stick it where the sun don't shine.
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I thought speaking in complete sentences like Sarah Palin was only for the liberal elites.
Selective memory lapse here, GWB did lots of cocaine.
Selective memory lapse here, GWB did lots of cocaine.
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Well, since Conservatives are apparently shallow thugs whose humour hasn't transcended the grade school playground level, I think I'll stick with my ugly, inarticulate, cokehead pals...
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"...except our women paint and plaster themselves beautiful, we speak in illogical complete sentences, and our Senators solicit sex in public restrooms and frequently wear diapers while visiting their prostitutes."
Okay, fixed that one.
Okay, fixed that one.
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he looks like the type that lets his guard down with his closeted-bi best friend and will let him suck him off after a few beers or shots of tequila and no recent sex from his gf
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What the fuck is he talking about? You know who does cocaine? Rich people! You know what rich people like (besides cocaine)? Tax breaks!
I guaran-damn-tee that a substantial portion of that chuckling audience has a special mirror sitting in the drawer of their mahogany coffee tables at home, right next to a pack of razor blades that will never be used to shave.
Now if he'd said "pot" he might have a point.
I guaran-damn-tee that a substantial portion of that chuckling audience has a special mirror sitting in the drawer of their mahogany coffee tables at home, right next to a pack of razor blades that will never be used to shave.
Now if he'd said "pot" he might have a point.
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@17,
Then he's really beyond stupid. Powder cocaine is expensive, and thus not the kind of cocaine black people are stereotyped as using.
Then he's really beyond stupid. Powder cocaine is expensive, and thus not the kind of cocaine black people are stereotyped as using.
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I've only seen two people do cocaine: One was the son of a Republican presidential candidate in the restroom of the Memorial Union at Iowa State University back in 1988 or thereabouts (It wasn't George W, either). The other one was a guy in the office of big conservative actuarial firm in Manhattan.
Back in the early 90's there were all sorts of affluent people running around the Olympic and Westin Hotels that looked like they were doing cocaine, but I never saw them actually do it, so that's just idle gossip.
Back in the early 90's there were all sorts of affluent people running around the Olympic and Westin Hotels that looked like they were doing cocaine, but I never saw them actually do it, so that's just idle gossip.
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Liberals do blow like hippies smoke weed: i.e., I suppose so, in the sense you'd think that everybody does, but more often the not, not-so-much these days... or less often than you'd expect, anyhow.
Ignoring Hollywood's affinity for cocaine, I'd say it's the big-city-broham's drug of choice. Urban or suburban-dwelling, Christian Artige-sporting conservative party-boys and girls can't get through a weekend without the booger-sugar, the gays and hipsters can't get a line in with these clowns around.
Ignoring Hollywood's affinity for cocaine, I'd say it's the big-city-broham's drug of choice. Urban or suburban-dwelling, Christian Artige-sporting conservative party-boys and girls can't get through a weekend without the booger-sugar, the gays and hipsters can't get a line in with these clowns around.
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@9 - they don't consider GWB a conservative anymore, since they've decided he was a failure.
And in fairness, when I look at myself through my coke-covered mirror, I'm not all that attractive.
Also, my gaydar just exploded.
And in fairness, when I look at myself through my coke-covered mirror, I'm not all that attractive.
Also, my gaydar just exploded.
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I mean, the cocaine thing is weird (the stereotype of a cocaine user is clearly a rich yuppie/Wall St. type, not a liberal, though I get he was trying to get a dig in at Obama).
But, "our women are beautiful"? That's almost weirder to me. Is he really trotting out the stereotype that liberal women are ugly feminists who don't wear make-up or bras? Is that really still a thing? In 2010? I must be out of touch... or just have some really attractive liberal female friends.
But, "our women are beautiful"? That's almost weirder to me. Is he really trotting out the stereotype that liberal women are ugly feminists who don't wear make-up or bras? Is that really still a thing? In 2010? I must be out of touch... or just have some really attractive liberal female friends.
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Just another smug frat-tard, who must have been naked in the basement when they were teaching upstairs that dark shirt+lighter tie (Christopher's link)=mafia goon.
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If he's not gay - and I have no information about that- then his judgment is terrible. That is absolutely the gayest photo I've seen since Ted Haggard's. The smoldering eyes, the open shirt collar (2 buttons undone), the "loosened" tie, the metrosexual hair, the carefully groomed eyebrows which have since grown back with a vengeance, the whorish blush which on my Mac is actually purple. My, my Jason. Aren't you the hot boy!
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This cowardly little shit stain is a disgrace. Patriotic gay men and lesbians put their lives on the line to serve their country in a time of war and this piece of shit talks this trash. He, and chickenhawks like him, are really deeply ashamed of themselves that they are such yellow candy-asses who don't have the balls to fight in their own dirty wars.
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What a douchebag. seriously. "our women are beautiful" - did you see the crowd when the camera panned to the audience?
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it definitely sounds a little laugh trackish, and he most def has a serious case of gaymouth. esp those lips.
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Is he kidding? All the hardcore cokeheads I know are self-described Conservatives and Republicans.
Coke enhances a person's sense of self. Self-centered Republicans were made to snort coke. Or, coke was invented for their yacht parties.
Coke enhances a person's sense of self. Self-centered Republicans were made to snort coke. Or, coke was invented for their yacht parties.
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HA HA HA, Obama admitted to doing cocaine in college! Boy, you sure got 'im! Oh, snap! I don't think we'll ever recover from that one! That's so much worse than lying about weapons of mass destruction, torturing people, and letting Bin Laden get away, all in the name of oil!
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