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Monday, February 15, 2010

Jeezy Cheezy on a Megawafer, Look at This Burger in the Stranger Flickr Pool

Posted by on Mon, Feb 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM

I want to wrap my face around it:

pouryourheartintoit_burger_on_flickr.jpg
  • pouryourheartintoit on Flickr

They call it a "Greg Brady's Tiki Curse Lifter" and you can get one at Lunchbox Laboratory.

 

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Sargon Bighorn 1
Yummy! Once in a while is great, every week is deadly.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on February 15, 2010 at 3:46 PM
2
Sounds like a Creed lyric.
Posted by bioavailable on February 15, 2010 at 4:00 PM
J.T. Oldfield 3
I love the Lunchbox Lab, but I agree with #1.
Posted by J.T. Oldfield http://bibliofreakblog.com on February 15, 2010 at 4:17 PM
4
Gross. That is not food.
Posted by vomit on February 15, 2010 at 4:30 PM
gloomy gus 5
What a fine title for a lovely-looking thing. Is this one just beef, or one of those beef/swan/platypus hybrids LL enjoys mixing?
Posted by gloomy gus on February 15, 2010 at 4:38 PM
6
Was the Tiki's Curse dangerously low cholesterol?
Posted by Eric Grandy on February 15, 2010 at 4:41 PM
NumberOne 7
That does not look good, and I love a good burger. Just not burgers that have sauces called "Polynesian Pineapple Relish" and "Sesame Special Mayo " on them.
Posted by NumberOne on February 15, 2010 at 5:12 PM
NumberOne 8
@ 5 Its lamb.
Posted by NumberOne on February 15, 2010 at 5:12 PM
Karlheinz Arschbomber 9
Holy clogged arteries, Batman. Maybe split one of these with one or two friends.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on February 15, 2010 at 5:14 PM
laterite 10
That looks kind of small, unless those are giant onion slices and lettuce leaves.

/neverbeentolunchboxlaboratory
Posted by laterite on February 15, 2010 at 5:17 PM
Urgutha Forka 11
Throw a fried egg on top of that thing and you've got yourself a meal!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 15, 2010 at 5:23 PM
balderdash 12
Man, I am one of those near-vegetarians you get around here. I eat meat maybe once every couple weeks. Once in a while I crave it, though. I would eat that burger. I would eat it so hard.

Hey, wait... I live in Ballard!

Burgers, here I come!
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on February 15, 2010 at 5:25 PM
McGee 13
I would eat that burger so hard its hymen would break.
Posted by McGee on February 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Simone 14
I would eat that burger as long as the bun is not a hard roll bun that I have to gnaw and twist so hard that the contents start sliding away from my mouth and I never get to actually eat anything except for a hard bun.
Posted by Simone on February 15, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Timmytee 15
@ 10: Yeah--the bacon kind of gives it away, too, eh? Strangely, not an appetizing pic to me.
Posted by Timmytee on February 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM
DOUG. 16
I don't understand the Brady Bunch reference. Sure, Greg wiped out in the surfing contest while wearing the tiki, but it was Bobby and Peter who had to return the taboo in order for the curse to be lifted.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on February 15, 2010 at 6:18 PM
very bad homo 17
I could eat about half of that, and then probably hate myself for the rest of the day. But I would enjoy eating it.
Posted by very bad homo on February 15, 2010 at 6:26 PM
18
Sorry that place sucks. It is really dirty, inside and out. And most of those "burgers" are sloppy piles of muck. Costly, costly, piles of muck.
Posted by ejamadoodle on February 15, 2010 at 8:29 PM
19
Fuck those things are good. Also, the bacon, lettuce and tomato are enormous; if it's a normal size lunchbox lab burger, it's also huge.
Posted by F on February 15, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 20

Dassiz a sloppy good burger.

Um yea, gimme, slop yum good meeat.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on February 15, 2010 at 10:31 PM
mouth fart 21
burger juice....mmmmm....
Posted by mouth fart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqq3bIJEhA on February 15, 2010 at 10:42 PM
jimmy 22
Mouth watering...must have...mmmmmm
Posted by jimmy http://www.mybigfatlazyblog.blogspot.com on February 15, 2010 at 10:49 PM
23
Looking at that almost made me throw up in my mouth, but I have to admit that is the best name for burger EVER!
Posted by thunderchaps on February 15, 2010 at 11:28 PM
veo_ 24
LunchBox Laboratories: Because burgers for two should cost $40
Posted by veo_ on February 15, 2010 at 11:51 PM
25

Well den, de Carl's Jr Six Dollar Burg iz as good enuf for me

http://www.carlsjr.com
/menu

The Bacon Cheese Six Dollar Burger™

Charbroiled 100% Black Angus Beef Patty, Four Strips of Bacon, Two Slices of American Cheese, Lettuce, Two Slices of Tomato, Red Onions, and Mayonnaise on a Toasted Sesame Seed Bun.

Posted by Carls Senior on February 16, 2010 at 12:15 AM
26
ugh that place is a trap.
Posted by admiralskbarfishguy on February 16, 2010 at 1:07 AM
T 27
@24 One burger IS a burger for two at LL.
Posted by T on February 16, 2010 at 1:32 PM

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