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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sex / Nerd Today in Vajay-jays

Posted by on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 1:38 PM

The G Point mouse looks like lady-parts.

(insert joke here about nerds never seeing lady-parts any other way)

(heh, insert)

 

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1
i think it's resemblance to a vagina makes it a better v-day (har har) gift, not a bad one. assuming you're shopping for someone who likes vag. -sarah
Posted by Unpaid Intern on February 11, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
"Vajay-jay?" What is this, fucking MTV or something?
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 11, 2010 at 2:00 PM
seandr 3
I'm really trying for a stupid double entente here, but there's no language overlap between mice and v-jays.

Drag and drop? No. Point. Click. Scroll. Mouse pad -> maxi pad? No. Optical, laser, USB? Fuck I give up.
Posted by seandr on February 11, 2010 at 2:05 PM
seandr 4
@2 - If you're going to criticize, please suggest something better.
Posted by seandr on February 11, 2010 at 2:06 PM
yelahneb 5
@4 "Vaginas", perhaps?
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on February 11, 2010 at 2:10 PM
rob! 6
It's orgonomic!

I'm wondering if they will attempt to patent the particular arrangement of curves and buttons.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 11, 2010 at 2:13 PM
7
Alright, who's willing to buy one and switch it with Dan's current mouse?
Posted by Big Harv on February 11, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Geocrackr 8
Really, am I going to be the first one to point this out?

They should've just called it the G Spot.
Posted by Geocrackr on February 11, 2010 at 2:15 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
@5: You beat me to it.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 11, 2010 at 2:17 PM
COMTE 10
Oh, c'mon now Mary, you honestly think nerds don't know how to download porn?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on February 11, 2010 at 2:21 PM
11
I'd hit that.
Posted by Mouse Pussy on February 11, 2010 at 2:22 PM
The Amazing Jim 12
I always thought the vagina was on the inside.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on February 11, 2010 at 3:10 PM
kitschnsync 13
@2,

It is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

Vagina.
Posted by kitschnsync on February 11, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 14
Technically, you're right, TAJ, but today's woman calls the whole package her "vag."
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 11, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Timmytee 15
Also looks like an uninflated life jacket.
Posted by Timmytee on February 11, 2010 at 4:17 PM
16
@14- Or they use the right word for the outside and call it the vulva.

I'd get that for my lesbian friends for Xmas, but for some reason I can't imagine giving it to a straight person of either gender or a gay man.
Posted by dwight moody on February 11, 2010 at 4:51 PM
NumberOne 17
@ 3 & 5, thank you.
Posted by NumberOne on February 11, 2010 at 4:53 PM
NumberOne 18
2 & 5, pardon me. Vajay-jay is something that you tell your toddler to wipe after peeing.
Posted by NumberOne on February 11, 2010 at 4:54 PM
NumberOne 19
@ 14, I call mine a snatch, cause its so tight it could snatch a gold brick off of a concrete floor.
Posted by NumberOne on February 11, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Timmytee 20
@19: And I'll bet you're proud of that.
Posted by Timmytee on February 12, 2010 at 2:38 PM

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