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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Tips?

Posted by on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 4:46 PM

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I'm on the jury for this year's Seattle Erotic Art Festival, and we're doing the judging tomorrow night.

What should I be, um, looking for? Avoiding? Give me your erotic art advice, people. Or forever rest your...cases.

Photo: Kelly O holding a plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix's penis at last year's SEAF; more photos here!

 

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Will in Seattle 1
try to remember that not all of your audience are gay males.

i know they, like Loveschild, post a lot, but a substantial number of the lurkers are straight women.

thanks.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 9, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Aurophobia 2
Look for what hits you in the gut emotionally.

As long as it's not another weird gooey duck looking thing made out of a bra. I just didn't understand that one last year.
Posted by Aurophobia on February 9, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Fnarf 3
PS: you broke Slog.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 9, 2010 at 5:09 PM
michael strangeways 4
1)Is it art?
2)Does it make me horny?

The only two questions you need to ask...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on February 9, 2010 at 5:13 PM
smade 5
@4 Exactly. If it doesn't give you a buzz in your pants it might be art but it ain't erotic.
Posted by smade on February 9, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Fnarf 6
Only award points for octopus.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 9, 2010 at 5:24 PM
leek 7
Look for things that strike you as the polar opposite of the Little Red Studio topless jester-hag, the most horrifying ad on thestranger.com.
Posted by leek on February 9, 2010 at 5:24 PM
8
Whatever you do, don't think of the children!
Posted by Chris B http://eccentric-orbit.org on February 9, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Reverse Polarity 9
leek @7,

That is exactly the problem with judging erotic art. You call her the topless jester-hag. I think she is one of the sexiest women I know.

Jen, if you listen to most of the advice on here, you will be doomed.

You already have a good working knowledge of art. You know that it is impossible to please everyone's tastes. That is even more true of erotic art than more traditional art.

All you can do is use your best judgement, and seek to collect a good variety of different things. That way most people who go to the show will find at least a few things they like.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on February 9, 2010 at 6:06 PM
10
Sincerity.....
Posted by lee harris on February 9, 2010 at 6:44 PM
leek 11
Reverse: If you know the subject of that art, don't you think that probably affects your response to the art? I don't think that's about judging "erotic art" per se so much as about how one judges art when one has a personal connection to the artist or subject.

I'm sure your friend is lovely and I imagine someone could enjoy that piece of art without knowing the subject, but it takes a wild stretch of the imagination for me.
Posted by leek on February 9, 2010 at 6:57 PM
12
Anything with animal headsszzz!
Posted by sharonArnold http://dimensionsvariable.org on February 9, 2010 at 7:08 PM
13
(pursue or avoid at your own interpretation)
Posted by sharonArnold http://dimensionsvariable.org on February 9, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Urgutha Forka 14
The pic made me remember The Naked Gun.

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo...?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 9, 2010 at 8:34 PM
TVDinner 15
An absence of pretension. Nothing is worse than people who approach the erotic with no sense of fun.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on February 9, 2010 at 9:32 PM
16
Getting to touch a real Cynthia Plaster-cast of Jimi was hot. I thought it'd be blacker though. Somehow.
Posted by Kelly O on February 9, 2010 at 10:41 PM
zombie eyes 17
Hah, "Tips?", I get it.
Posted by zombie eyes on February 9, 2010 at 10:54 PM
18
Does it speak to you? Well, does it?

If so, it may not be art, but it's definitely one helluva brilliant cock.

Posted by Henry Miller on February 10, 2010 at 1:18 AM
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If you really want to make things easy on yourself, disqualify all the paintings of women peeing. That should cut your choices by a third or more.
Posted by davemiller on February 10, 2010 at 9:35 AM
michael strangeways 20
also, the bigger the wang the bigger the prize...release your inner size queen.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on February 10, 2010 at 10:33 AM

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