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Monday, February 8, 2010

If You Could All Refer to Me as "Da Syphilis Eliminator" From Now On, I'd Really Appreciate It. Because That's My Name Now. I'm Legally Changing It.

Posted by on Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 5:13 PM

Thx.


(I can never thank Melissa and Meags enough for this link.)

 

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Meags 1
With her as always is DA HPV SLAYER
Posted by Meags on February 8, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Printer 2
Oh man, reaching out to the kids using that rap-type language they all seem to be into will totally work. I can't believe that no one else has ever thought of this before.
Posted by Printer on February 8, 2010 at 5:19 PM
3
Awesome that it's a church supporting safer sex, though. Even if they're not really as cool as they are trying to be.
Posted by ssmary on February 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM
gloomy gus 4
I am da Crabs ASSASSIN. I brook no contraNixion.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 8, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Hyzenthlayk9 5
Area code 504 - that's NOLA, ya'll.

The whole billbord sorta reads as both funny, but open.

After all, as embarrassing as it might be to go in for testing, it's not nearly as bad as having your face associated with an STI.

Sorta feel for "da Trich Terminator" woman - at least the others have names of things most people have heard of. I can imagine them being on stage and calling out each by name and there being a lot of "yeahs" when each is called, but a big "huh?" for Ms. TT.
Posted by Hyzenthlayk9 http://oystermind.blogspot.com/ on February 8, 2010 at 5:47 PM
6
WTF? Condoms don't prevent all those do they? CRABS?

[I am now known as "Not da Baby-daddy, fool"]
Posted by FeralTurnip on February 8, 2010 at 5:49 PM
skidmark 7
Yeah.
You know me.
It burns when you pee.
Posted by skidmark on February 8, 2010 at 7:46 PM
8
You should thank the Original Poster of this article over on Reddit.com.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/azb…
Posted by scott.ch on February 8, 2010 at 10:30 PM
balderdash 9
STD Mafia factoid: only one member of the gang does not use an assumed identity. "Gonorrhea Breaker" is her real name.

Seriously, though... bless 'em. This is goofy as hell but their intentions are so good. It makes me laugh but it also makes me smile.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on February 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Mattini 10
Da Condom Father sure has a lot of hoes.
Posted by Mattini on February 9, 2010 at 1:31 AM
The Amazing Jim 11
What? No more Ochocinco?
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on February 9, 2010 at 9:20 AM

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