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City / Teh Internets Welcome to the Neighborhood!
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 9:29 AM
While awaiting wifi activation at our new place, I found this:
Southparkpam is, wisely, keeping her virtual doors locked, but HomoPorn is freely available to all.
Another discovery of the relocation, which allows for backyard mingling of our dog and my guy Jake's beloved chickens: The dog likes to eat chicken poop, and the chickens like to eat dog poop. "I wonder if I can just stop buying food for both of them," said Jake.
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I find delight in your "comical" representation of your distress at your animals eating each other's feces.
Schmaderfreude for the win.
Schmaderfreude for the win.
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Get those chickens to run on tiny treadmills attached to a generator and you may have at long last invented a perpetual motion machine.
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Baconcat for the ultimate win...
"Schmaderfreude" is still cracking me up!
WHERE did you move to, South Park?
Scary!
And, you HAVE to find out where this HomoPorn person lives and make friends...WITH BENEFITS!
"Schmaderfreude" is still cracking me up!
WHERE did you move to, South Park?
Scary!
And, you HAVE to find out where this HomoPorn person lives and make friends...WITH BENEFITS!
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My dogs have recently discovered deer poop, which they absolutely love. Neither of them showed any interest in it until I went hiking with some friends and their dog last year. Their dog was snorfling around and eating all the poop she could find, and my dogs were all like “OMG I had NO IDEA there was so much deliciousness RIGHT HERE UNDER OUR NOSES!” There was no going back after that point – deer poop is like dog heroin, apparently.
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Someone in my building named theirs AnalLeakage, which makes me giggle every time I have to re-start my wireless router.
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Schmaderfreude MUST start appearing regularly on the Slog. OED word-of-the-year 2016 aspirations. It's so excellent.
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Among other networks in my building are Mangina and Penis Party. I wonder of those two should get together.
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I used to run an open access point called Free Gay Porn. While many people tried in vain to get to the internet through it, it would happily serve up all the free gay porn they could handle. It wasn't plugged into the internet, just into a little file server with gay porn, and a proxy to send all HTTP, FTP, SMB, AFP, and NFS requests to the gay porn server. I never got around to writing the mail server proxy that would have taken any credentials as a login and then served up "messages" with free gay porn attachments.
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Hooray! You have achieved a nearly self-sustainable chicken farm, albeit one whose eggs have an odd and slightly nutty flavor...
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If the dog keeps eating chicken poop and the chickens keep eating dog poop, aren't they eventually just going to be eating their OWN poop?
You don't let that dog lick your face do you??????
You don't let that dog lick your face do you??????
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