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Friday, February 5, 2010

??!! / Sports I'll Super Your Bowl, Footface!

Posted by on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 3:54 PM

Basically this is me.
  • Basically this is me.
So, I'll be liveblogging the Super Bowl this Sunday with all those other people. I mean, listen. Do I know the rules of "the football game"? Absolutely not. Do I know which teams are playing? Umm...San Dimas High School vs the Bad News Bears? Do I believe that Indianapolis is an actual place? Not sure. Is a colt a real animal? I believe it is a baby horse? Are you sure it's not more like a Pegasus? I am NOT sure. You are an idiot. Whoa, what? This rhetorical conversation took a cruel turn! Stop crying. Do you want this beer? Yes! I do want the beer! Do you have anything at all to say about football? No. Do you like looking at men's bottoms? Yes! The most! You are hired. You may blog. Um, this wasn't a job interview. I was just making an announcement. Shut the fuck up and drink your beer. You're a real dick, you know that? I am you! Oh, right! Let's get drunk and look at men's bottoms!


WOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

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Will in Seattle 1
Foosball is fun!

Man those players look so tiny.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 5, 2010 at 3:56 PM
J.T. Oldfield 2
Lindy's brain is a scary place.
Posted by J.T. Oldfield http://bibliofreakblog.com on February 5, 2010 at 4:00 PM
TVDinner 3
Lindy, I am squarely in your camp. I'm all about the asses.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on February 5, 2010 at 4:03 PM
lukeiscool 4
FOOTBALL!

If christmas is all about presents, the superbowl is all about wings. Just like giving up on the whole jesus thing, I gave up on football awhile ago. Doesn't mean I don't like to celebrate accordingly. Looking forward to the commentary.
Posted by lukeiscool on February 5, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
@1: It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 5, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Enigma 6
I ALMOST CHOKED ON A PRETZEL CAUSE OF YOU!!

But seriously, you're awesome, never stop that.
Posted by Enigma http://approvereferendum71.org/ on February 5, 2010 at 4:23 PM
7
Are Wyld Stallyns playing the halftime show?
Posted by Dave M on February 5, 2010 at 4:25 PM
pissy mcslogbot 8
"Do you like looking at men's bottoms? Yes! The most! You are hired. You may blog. Um, this wasn't a job interview."

ohhh but think if it were an interview, and you got medical and profit sharing...

wtf is wrong with our country?

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on February 5, 2010 at 4:28 PM
9
You guys are tripping all over yourselves to show how little you care about it - so why blog on it? So pathetic - knee jerk really - I'm smart so I dis on sports. Y'know - you can have it both. It is one of very few communal activites we still have that cut across all sectors of society, bringing people together for utterly meaningless fun. AND beer and wings. Enjoy, but save us the snark.
Posted by DawginExile on February 5, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Dee 10
Lindy, I want to have your babies. No, I don't know how that would work, but it doesn't matter. Biology has nothing on you, because you are made of concentrated awesome.
Posted by Dee on February 5, 2010 at 5:01 PM
David Schmader 11
9: Chill, bitch. Lindy's the wild-card Slogger—think of her as The Stranger's Paula Abdul—and she'll take her snarky place among a number of Sloggers who seriously give a shit about what's going on.
Posted by David Schmader on February 5, 2010 at 5:04 PM
pissy mcslogbot 12
@ 9, 11: Ha Ha

too soon?
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on February 5, 2010 at 5:09 PM
douchus 13
@ 12 - that was precious!

And @ 9 - you whine like a bitch.
Posted by douchus on February 5, 2010 at 5:13 PM
Will in Seattle 14
@7 - yes.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 5, 2010 at 5:14 PM
reverend dr dj riz 15
shit.. now i want some ass and wings..
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on February 5, 2010 at 5:38 PM
shuvoff 16
I'm quite amused at how seriously #9 takes their "meaningless fun"... the condescending indignation is adorable.
Posted by shuvoff on February 5, 2010 at 5:39 PM
attitude devant 17
9, anybody who don't love Lindy ain't welcome here.

Got that?
Posted by attitude devant on February 5, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Meags 18
Will it be necessary to arrive at said Live Slog via enchanted telephone booth with our most awesome guide, Rufus?

If so, let me know at which Circle K we will be meeting.
Posted by Meags on February 5, 2010 at 5:45 PM
19
I played football once.
Posted by pablodub on February 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM
20
Lindy is the life of the party. Particularly when she's drunk, watching the state of the union address, and poorly constructing sexual innuendo concerning the vice president's son based on the last sentence she heard from the president.

I expect a Beau Bidden shout-out during the foozball game.
Posted by jsteel2005 on February 5, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Amy Kate Horn 21
Lindy, you ALMOST made me consider looking at the TV on Sunday. Jesus, stop that!
Posted by Amy Kate Horn on February 5, 2010 at 8:58 PM
22
You like looking at men's asses the most? More than anyone else at SLOG? I highly doubt that. Still, love that you said it.
Posted by Gregus on February 6, 2010 at 2:39 AM
LAWoFFICEpANTHER 23
this is all pale imitation of what you never could actually get
Posted by LAWoFFICEpANTHER on February 6, 2010 at 10:20 AM
24
Linds

Welcome aboard! Your lack of knowledge of football will be more than compensated for by just listening to the voices in your head.

CF
Posted by Chicago Fan on February 6, 2010 at 11:16 AM

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