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Crime Man Wanted For Throwing Animal Semen at Schoolgirls
Posted by Charles Mudede on Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 8:29 AM
A man who throws animal semen on schoolgirls is being hunted by police following a sixth attack.Something like this happened back in my high school days. The high school was only for boys, and one of the boys was Musa—he came from a high density area just beyond the limits of Harare. During chemistry, which was taught by a young and attractive teacher named Margret, he would ball a piece of his pubic hair with the tips of his thumb and trigger finger, load the ball into the shaft of a pen whose tube of ink had been removed, and blow-dart the black ball at the teacher's back—she was writing some formula on the board. When the ball of pubic hair hit and bounced from the teacher's back, the whole class would erupt in laughter, and she would turn around and look at us as if we'd gone completely mad—what in the world was so funny about the composition of this or that molecule? Musa failed chemistry and became a garden boy.Detectives in Greater Manchester, described the assaults, all in the Bury area, as "disgusting".
The man follows young girls before they discover they have been smeared with the liquid.
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well there goes my breakfast...
@2 "garden boy" is totally self-explanatory. think about it. jesus.
@2 "garden boy" is totally self-explanatory. think about it. jesus.
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And, um, just exactly how is he obtaining this animal semen? (On second thought, I really don't want to know.)
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So often newspapers have left the "l" out of the word public, causing endless hilarity for Jay Leno's Headlines bit. Somehow Charles managed the put an "l" into the word pubic.
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Here's a question--would this legally constitute a sexual assault? He is literally attacking people with semen but not having physical contact with his or their genitals. Any lawyers in the house care to chime in?
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"Man Wanted For Throwing Animal Semen at Schoolgirls"
just the kind of story that Mudede would be intrested in.
where women are treated in a disgusting way.
and
"my high school was only for boys"
that figures.
just the kind of story that Mudede would be intrested in.
where women are treated in a disgusting way.
and
"my high school was only for boys"
that figures.
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"she would turn around and look at us as if we'd gone completely mad—what in the world was so funny about the composition of this or that molecule?" Yeah, Charles. Um, teaching at an all boys school I'm sure she couldn't ever possibly imagine that one of you clowns was doing something behind her back to make the others laugh, because, y'know, teachers are kinda dumb about that kind of stuff. WTF?
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138 Marxism posts: 20 I.Q. points.
3 Spinoza vs. Atheism posts: 5 I.Q. points
7 anti-dog posts: 3 I.Q. points
1 post about weaponizing pubic hairs: priceless.
3 Spinoza vs. Atheism posts: 5 I.Q. points
7 anti-dog posts: 3 I.Q. points
1 post about weaponizing pubic hairs: priceless.
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Charles,
I came across these two pieces in the Seattle Times:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/na…\
l.html
and this
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/na…\
.html
The former discusses the problem of cultural imposition (the veil) on a tolerant
society, France in this case and the latter discusses the problem of retaining a
cultural behavior in this case polygamy and out-of-wedlock birth on the part of
the President of South Africa.
What's your take on these two stories? I am just curious.
I came across these two pieces in the Seattle Times:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/na…\
l.html
and this
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/na…\
.html
The former discusses the problem of cultural imposition (the veil) on a tolerant
society, France in this case and the latter discusses the problem of retaining a
cultural behavior in this case polygamy and out-of-wedlock birth on the part of
the President of South Africa.
What's your take on these two stories? I am just curious.
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