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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Film That's Smurfing Creepy

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 2:35 PM

AAAAAA! KILL IT! ITS WAVING! KILL IT!

Ugo.com is showing what they claim to be an exclusive first look at the design of the Smurfs in the upcoming computer-animated Smurf movie. If you follow the link, you will see that the little monster has something strange going on in the direction of its crotch. We did not need computer science to bring us a realistic-looking Smurf with wrinkles on its palms and everything. These Smurfing little Smurfers will be haunting my dreams tonight.

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What's strange? It appears that the absence of something is that to which you are referring.

Posted by Faber on February 3, 2010 at 2:39 PM

I'm jealous of the Smurfs.

Posted by cedarthvader

on February 3, 2010 at 2:51 PM

I hear the script calls for a graphic scene depicting Papa Smurf's dual liver-transplant/vasectomy surgery.

Posted by dangerkitty5000

on February 3, 2010 at 2:52 PM

i prefer the french spelling: Les Schtroumpfs

Posted by Max Solomon on February 3, 2010 at 3:43 PM

I wonder if they use Botox ... they're really really old.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on February 3, 2010 at 3:49 PM

Sounds like Avatar with plumbing.

Posted by lotosesser on February 3, 2010 at 4:12 PM

I'm just glad there are no Smurfs on this site.

Posted by kk in seattle on February 3, 2010 at 5:44 PM

They have the technology to make them look exactly like the toys which would have been amazing. Instead, it's going to be another travesty like the movies for Scooby Doo, Flintstones, Garfield, etc.

Posted by T-Bone on February 3, 2010 at 10:33 PM

They look as creepy as the originals to me.

Posted by JTContinental on February 4, 2010 at 9:58 AM