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News & ArtsWednesday, February 3, 2010
Media Rush Limbaugh Likes Women!
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Rush Limbaugh judging Miss America? How did I miss this???
If this was a calculated move to get into the good graces of the ladies spawned by his Female Summit last year ("I'm just a harmless little fuzzball...why do women hate me?"), it failed:
LIMBAUGH: Oh, I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not a supporter of is liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose, and feminism has led women astray. I love women. I don’t know where all this got started. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it. This idea that I don’t like women is absurd.
Remember a few months ago when he thought he was having a heart attack but it turned out to be gas or guilt pains or his heart gunning for a jailbreak? Ever since then, in repose, I've had wistful dreams of dancing on his corpse.
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As his corpse is likely to be very soft and squishy, leading to turned ankles, I recommend dancing *around* his corpse instead. I will join you.
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This makes perfect sense. Since nobody watches this Miss America shit these days and Donald Trump is going bankrupt, he realized that if he turns his tits and ass pageant into a big political controversy, people will actually pay attention and he will make money. Ms. Prejean and Perez Hilton's duel were the best thing that ever happened to his struggling franchise.
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Obviously Limbaugh's a scumbag so I won't even address him, but it's worth pointing out that it's simply not possible to "love" an entire group of people. Anyone who claims otherwise is a lying sack of shit. And, in my experience, any man who claims to love all women, only loves women who are subservient to him, which makes sense. The only way you can "love" someone you don't know is if you "love" the idea of that person, the person's appearance, anything other than the actual living, breathing individual.
I love women.
Obviously Limbaugh's a scumbag so I won't even address him, but it's worth pointing out that it's simply not possible to "love" an entire group of people. Anyone who claims otherwise is a lying sack of shit. And, in my experience, any man who claims to love all women, only loves women who are subservient to him, which makes sense. The only way you can "love" someone you don't know is if you "love" the idea of that person, the person's appearance, anything other than the actual living, breathing individual.
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And, in my experience, any man who claims to love all women, only loves women who are subservient to him
Bingo. The last guy I recall saying this was Tom Cruise.
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Fifty-Two-Eighty,
Soon as I figured it was him, I'd turn the other way, and "Get the hell out of Dodge". And, not because of his ass, but because he comes across as an ass.
Soon as I figured it was him, I'd turn the other way, and "Get the hell out of Dodge". And, not because of his ass, but because he comes across as an ass.
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Rush is actually looking better these days; that fatso on the left, Michael Moore, has totally let himself go.
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When Rush dies it will settle, once and for all, the question of whether there is life after death. I have a feeling that Satan will make it a spectacularly public reaping. My hope is that fate's choreography has the death occur at Rockefeller Center, and the spectral chase ends around 112th and Amsterdam, as Rush's soul makes a hopeless dash for the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine.
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The video is pretty priceless. Gretchen Carlson (sp?) asks him about his feelings on women (why does anyone care what Rush thinks about women?) and when he says that horrible thing about watching the women's movement from behind (ugh), the camera is on Gretchen. There's a split second where you can tell she kind of wants to throw up a little, but knows that she's on Fox and so can't say anything bad about Saint Rush. It was pretty hilarious.
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