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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Meet Your New State Seal

Posted by on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 7:44 AM

Yesterday, a man filed an initiative with the state calling to replace the existing state seal, a bust of George Washington, with a new design. "Change the Seal of the State of Washington to a tapeworm dressed in a three piece suit attached to the taxpayer's rectum as the central figure," the measure would decree if passed, "and encircling the vignette the words 'Committee to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.'"

I said whoever could produce the best rendition of this inspired concept would have his or her handiwork posted on Slog. So behold:

tapeworm_state_seal.png

"I urge you to make note of the use of comic sans," says the anonymous artist with a penchant for tapeworms and butt cheeks. Bravo!

 

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DOUG. 1
Not bad. But shouldn't it say "Committed"? "Committee" makes no sense.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on February 3, 2010 at 7:50 AM
Keister Button 2
I bought a book through the mail this week. Its cover had a dragon chewing up papers titled "women's rights", "gay rights", and "personal liberty" while two men in the corner of the graphic had this conversation:
"Hey, d'ya wanna go to the mall?"
"No way! We need to starve that beast!" [pointing to the dragon]

Posted by Keister Button on February 3, 2010 at 7:51 AM
3
Our state seal deserves proper grammar.
Posted by J.R. on February 3, 2010 at 7:52 AM
Dominic Holden 4
@ 1) That's the language in the initiative (.pdf)
Posted by Dominic Holden on February 3, 2010 at 7:53 AM
bearseatbeats 5
Comic sans. Fucking perfect!

Finally a good use for that abominable font.
Posted by bearseatbeats on February 3, 2010 at 7:55 AM
onion 6
yeah, perfect use for comic sans. brilliant.
Posted by onion on February 3, 2010 at 7:59 AM
DOUG. 7
@4: No, it's not. The initiative says "committed".
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on February 3, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Dominic Holden 8
@ 7) You're right; so is the artist. The direct quote with the word "committee" appears in the body of the measure (on page five), not the summary along with the RCW at the top.
Posted by Dominic Holden on February 3, 2010 at 8:06 AM
9
Maybe Mr. Vaughn will correct the paperwork by March 1, then move to Colorado Springs.
Posted by Peggy on February 3, 2010 at 8:17 AM
DOUG. 10
Dominic @8: Funny. What a shock that this guy cannot proofread his own initiative.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on February 3, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Baconcat 11
Dominic, I never use animu emoticons on the internet, but: T_T
Posted by Baconcat on February 3, 2010 at 8:20 AM
Posted by Swearengen on February 3, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Danger 13
Looks like a two-piece suit to me.
Posted by Danger on February 3, 2010 at 8:33 AM
Loveschild 14
Like it, tho somehow it could've been embellished a little bit more, at least to accentuate the tapeworm part.
Posted by Loveschild http://www.samaritanspurse.org/index.php/articles/responding_to_haiti_earthquake/ on February 3, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Renton Mike 15
@4 Section 2 in the Policies and Purpose would appear to be advocating pretty hard for an income tax to replace the sales tax.
Posted by Renton Mike on February 3, 2010 at 9:26 AM
16
Where's the ring on the left hand? Attention to details, man!
Posted by tacosaladday on February 3, 2010 at 9:28 AM
17
oh comic sans, publicly hating you has become the standard way for people to signal to the world that they too are legitimate graphic designers and not just some hack who lays stuff out in Word.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052…
Posted by randar on February 3, 2010 at 9:49 AM
18
Shoot, followup. Really nice job on the seal, anonymous. I was actually having a really hard time envisioning it from the verbal description.
Posted by randar on February 3, 2010 at 9:51 AM
w7ngman 19
I'm not seeing where the tapeworm attaches to the rectum.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on February 3, 2010 at 11:31 AM
20
Goatse.cx lives!
Posted by codswallower on February 3, 2010 at 11:43 AM
21
Only one other person noticed the Goatse? Amazing!
Posted by jinushaun on February 3, 2010 at 12:19 PM
22
Love it!!

One small suggestion -- maybe if there were two or three small lines by its 'head' to suggest a burrowing motion, it would make it more wormy?
Posted by Judith on February 3, 2010 at 12:20 PM
23
Only one other person noticed the obvious Goatse reference?
Posted by jinushaun on February 3, 2010 at 12:20 PM

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