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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Sex Beaver Balls Can Be Used As Contraceptives...

Posted by on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 12:54 PM

...and nine other "Ancient/Outdated Sex Beliefs."

 

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1
"Beaver balls can be used as contraceptives" Yes, but my husband refuses to swallow them.
Posted by Luckier on February 3, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Enigma 2
Dang you, Savage! I had not heard of this site before and now I can't stop reading.
By the way, here's a gem:
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-crazie…
Posted by Enigma http://washingtonunitedformarriage.org/ on February 3, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Baconcat 3
I read that as "bear balls" at first.

Pardon my momentary excitement.
Posted by Baconcat on February 3, 2010 at 2:03 PM
Will in Seattle 4
Where is the "sex with a virgin will cure disease" listing?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 3, 2010 at 2:13 PM
Max Solomon 5
that yin/yang chi stuff isn't "outdated". women CAN orgasm several times, and men can apparently teach themselves to "injaculate", and you won't lose your boner even though you had an orgasm. just ask sting and trudi.
Posted by Max Solomon on February 3, 2010 at 2:21 PM
kim in portland 6
Great. Now I know why that poor beaver hides when I go jogging past him, the poor thing has heard this tale of woe that has been passed down from generation to generation. Poor little guy.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on February 3, 2010 at 2:55 PM
7
That penis parade photo is from Japan (not Greece) during the Kanamara Festival. It is a very lively Shinto festival in Kawasaki with dong sculptures everywhere.
Posted by Reg on February 3, 2010 at 3:24 PM
Fnarf 8
@5, Sting has since admitted that he was lying his ass off to wind up Bob Geldof or some other gullible rock celebrity shithead he hung out with (Michael Hutchence?)
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 3, 2010 at 3:25 PM
9
I think number 10 is still true.
Posted by LukeJoe on February 3, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Lindy West 10
It's great contraception for the beavers.
Posted by Lindy West on February 3, 2010 at 3:44 PM
cheerio 11
Damn... I just bought a whole bottle of beaver balls too... now what will I do with them?
Posted by cheerio on February 3, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Will in Seattle 12
They're great as party favors.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 3, 2010 at 3:53 PM
gloomy gus 13
Will, that's the next-to-top reason people avoid your parties.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 3, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Will in Seattle 14
You obviously haven't been to many Canadian parties.

They go well with Schnapps.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 3, 2010 at 4:48 PM
venomlash 15
More balls, less conception? SO COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!
Posted by venomlash on February 3, 2010 at 8:30 PM
linda with a y 16
Damn Beavers, they're never around when you want to get shit faced and fool around a little without the long term commitment.
Posted by linda with a y on February 3, 2010 at 9:02 PM

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