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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

But Do They Go With Crocs?

Posted by on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM

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These will make Snuggies look like Slankets: Pajamajeans™! They combine the comfort of sweat pants with the fashion of jeans. Because God knows that jeans are just way too uncomfortable. Personally, I'm holding out for silken, elastic-waisted pants that will fellate me as I walk.

 

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Urgutha Forka 1
Jeans are "fashionable?"
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 2, 2010 at 5:03 PM
2
paul, women's jeans, especially any that could be considered 'fashionable,' like the tight-ass ones, are not very comfortable. you have a penish, your jeans are comfortable. lucky you.
Posted by drivel on February 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM
w7ngman 3
Crocs are "comfortable?"

Aren't there already leggings that look like skinny jeans?
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on February 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Dougsf 4
"For those of you that don't want the world to know you've given up."
Posted by Dougsf on February 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM
Brian Geoghagan 5
Oh good, they're available in 3X.
Posted by Brian Geoghagan on February 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM
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w7ngman, yes there are. and they, too, are spandex.
Posted by drivel on February 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM
w7ngman 7
You know what's more of an abomination, though? Fleece-lined crocs.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on February 2, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 8
Aw, fuck, I'm retired. I don't even bother with the sweat pants most of the time any more.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 2, 2010 at 5:18 PM
linda with a y 9
@7, now stop, I'm wearing some right now, LOL
Posted by linda with a y on February 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Fnarf 10
They only go up to 3X. They're throwing away half their market right there.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 2, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Jaymz 11
On my side of the Sound we have a name for women who wear sweat pants (and now, apparently, pajama jeans) at "The Wal Mart": Navy Wives.
Posted by Jaymz on February 2, 2010 at 5:47 PM
linda with a y 12
5280, you're nekkid all the time? Isn't it cold there? Ummmm, never mind...

I bet Paul, et al, would pay $1,000.00 for a pair of fellating pants. But, you want to be WALKING as you're being serviced by said pants?
Posted by linda with a y on February 2, 2010 at 5:53 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 13
Um, I do get dressed when I leave the house. Duh.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 2, 2010 at 6:05 PM
STJA 14
You know, with the stupid auto play advertisement, you should label that NSFW.
Posted by STJA on February 2, 2010 at 6:20 PM
TVDinner 15
@2: A-fucking-men.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on February 2, 2010 at 6:20 PM
16
I see no reason why people shouldn't just wear sweatpants around, aside from the fact they wear out kind of quickly.
Posted by dwight moody on February 2, 2010 at 7:03 PM
doublegin 17
I already have jeans I sleep in, they're the ones I'm wearing when I pass out. And the pajamas I live in are the pajamas I wear on my days off from work
Posted by doublegin on February 2, 2010 at 8:35 PM
18
Dear Dan Savage,
What does it mean if I showed this to my girlfriend, intending to share a laugh at the disturbing hilarity of this product, and she instead asked me to buy her a pair?
Posted by colinrichardson on February 2, 2010 at 9:49 PM
19
All I know is, I love my Slanket.
Posted by patrick.colvin on February 2, 2010 at 10:35 PM
konstantConsumer 20
amazing. my favorite line is about how jeans can cost $50 at a department store. what department store is that? you mean Target?
Posted by konstantConsumer http://www.facebook.com/abeaugh on February 2, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Dee 21
Fnarf and Brian: What, you don't have fat friends? Why you gotta be hatin'?

5280: Retired? Wait, is that because you're retirement age, or because you're rich? You never struck me as >40 years old.

@17 -Ditto. Clearly, we are not the target market.

@18 - That happens to me ALL THE TIME. It drives me nuts. I've stopped showing my husband things that I find disturbing and/or hilarious, because he usually responds with "what's wrong with that?" or "huh, that's kind of useful, actually". I think he has his own, separate culture or something.
Posted by Dee on February 3, 2010 at 10:30 AM
kim in portland 22
Um ... no thanks ... I like my tight ass jeans and find them comfortable. Jeans are my go to choice, something I can get all hot, sweaty, and dirty in.*

*Although, not when I am bouldering, white water rafting, etc., then jeans suck in my opinion.

@ 21 Dee, Me too, on the humor thing. It may be me, though, I am a little outrageous. Poor guy.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on February 3, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 23
Dee, cops can retire after 30 years of service. Still, I'm afraid I'm just a tad bit older than 40.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 3, 2010 at 11:00 AM
kim in portland 24
A cop, a lawyer, and an elk hunter. You're a busy guy, Fifty-Two-Eighty. That's cool.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on February 3, 2010 at 11:15 AM
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@14 where do you work that that is not safe? a jeans and sweatpants company?!?
Posted by Frank Rizzo on February 3, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 26
Nah - retired cop, mostly retired lawyer, and I can only hunt for about three weeks out of the year. Oh, I manage to keep myself amused, but "busy" wouldn't be the correct term.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 3, 2010 at 11:24 AM
TheFang 27
I'm confused cause it says it's "as soft as cotton", but jeans are made of cotton.
Posted by TheFang on February 3, 2010 at 2:50 PM
tabletop_joe 28
How does it take less time to put these on then a real, actual article of clothing? I'm confused and bewildered.
Posted by tabletop_joe on February 3, 2010 at 4:13 PM

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