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News & ArtsTuesday, February 2, 2010
Fashion But Do They Go With Crocs?
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM
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paul, women's jeans, especially any that could be considered 'fashionable,' like the tight-ass ones, are not very comfortable. you have a penish, your jeans are comfortable. lucky you.
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On my side of the Sound we have a name for women who wear sweat pants (and now, apparently, pajama jeans) at "The Wal Mart": Navy Wives.
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5280, you're nekkid all the time? Isn't it cold there? Ummmm, never mind...
I bet Paul, et al, would pay $1,000.00 for a pair of fellating pants. But, you want to be WALKING as you're being serviced by said pants?
I bet Paul, et al, would pay $1,000.00 for a pair of fellating pants. But, you want to be WALKING as you're being serviced by said pants?
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I see no reason why people shouldn't just wear sweatpants around, aside from the fact they wear out kind of quickly.
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I already have jeans I sleep in, they're the ones I'm wearing when I pass out. And the pajamas I live in are the pajamas I wear on my days off from work
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Dear Dan Savage,
What does it mean if I showed this to my girlfriend, intending to share a laugh at the disturbing hilarity of this product, and she instead asked me to buy her a pair?
What does it mean if I showed this to my girlfriend, intending to share a laugh at the disturbing hilarity of this product, and she instead asked me to buy her a pair?
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amazing. my favorite line is about how jeans can cost $50 at a department store. what department store is that? you mean Target?
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Fnarf and Brian: What, you don't have fat friends? Why you gotta be hatin'?
5280: Retired? Wait, is that because you're retirement age, or because you're rich? You never struck me as >40 years old.
@17 -Ditto. Clearly, we are not the target market.
@18 - That happens to me ALL THE TIME. It drives me nuts. I've stopped showing my husband things that I find disturbing and/or hilarious, because he usually responds with "what's wrong with that?" or "huh, that's kind of useful, actually". I think he has his own, separate culture or something.
5280: Retired? Wait, is that because you're retirement age, or because you're rich? You never struck me as >40 years old.
@17 -Ditto. Clearly, we are not the target market.
@18 - That happens to me ALL THE TIME. It drives me nuts. I've stopped showing my husband things that I find disturbing and/or hilarious, because he usually responds with "what's wrong with that?" or "huh, that's kind of useful, actually". I think he has his own, separate culture or something.
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Um ... no thanks ... I like my tight ass jeans and find them comfortable. Jeans are my go to choice, something I can get all hot, sweaty, and dirty in.*
*Although, not when I am bouldering, white water rafting, etc., then jeans suck in my opinion.
@ 21 Dee, Me too, on the humor thing. It may be me, though, I am a little outrageous. Poor guy.
*Although, not when I am bouldering, white water rafting, etc., then jeans suck in my opinion.
@ 21 Dee, Me too, on the humor thing. It may be me, though, I am a little outrageous. Poor guy.
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Dee, cops can retire after 30 years of service. Still, I'm afraid I'm just a tad bit older than 40.
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Nah - retired cop, mostly retired lawyer, and I can only hunt for about three weeks out of the year. Oh, I manage to keep myself amused, but "busy" wouldn't be the correct term.
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How does it take less time to put these on then a real, actual article of clothing? I'm confused and bewildered.
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