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Monday, February 1, 2010

Intern Needed

Posted by on Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 2:10 PM

... the other one has lost consciousness.

Must be: punctual, meticulous, on friendly terms with the English language, willing to labor under the notion that data entry is a means to getting ahead, and not a flake. In this situation, flakiness is fatal.

If you're game, send me an email telling me about yourself (no resumes, please) to theater@thestranger.com.

Now please enjoy this quote from a character in The Long Goodbye:

"I own newspapers, but I don't like them. I regard them as a constant menace to whatever privacy we have left. Their constant yelping about a free press means, with a few honorable exceptions, freedom to peddle scandal, crime, sex, sensationalism, hate, innuendo, and the political and financial uses of propaganda. A newspaper is a business out to make money through advertising revenue. That is predicated on its circulation and you know what the circulation depends on."

So true.

 

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CATSPAW666 1
I think you are supposed to feed them if you want them to live...
Posted by CATSPAW666 on February 1, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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This is the greatest classified ad i've ever read. good on you for being upfront...
Posted by An Intern on February 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM
rob! 3
So, is Dan's intern on board yet, or did he buy off Tim Keck?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 1, 2010 at 7:41 PM

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