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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The Deeply Uncreative iPad

Posted by on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:14 PM

And the backlash begins, from Matt Hickey at CNET....

It's not that it isn't cool—it is, technically. But I was underwhelmed. And it's not because of the rampant rumors flying around the Internet in the last few weeks but rather because there are some simple things I had hoped—and a couple I had assumed—would be featured that aren't.

... to Gizmodo.

Ordinarily, I'd care a bit less about the latest hyped device from Apple. But, I really do want a decent tablet computing device. The idea of a computing device focused more on consuming media and information, rather than producing content, is intriguing. The conceptual space between handheld devices (ala iPhone) and netbooks is a large one. With all this hype, my mind has started to wander to what such a space could be filled with.

An ideal slate would, to my mind, be a sort of monitor on steroids. When one is next to a full-fledged laptop or desktop, it could act as an adjunct—a bit of (self-capable) extra screen and computational real estate. For everything from programming to writing to collaborative work in groups, it would be nice to be able to spread out onto such a device—throwing open web pages, PDF documents, images and even other word processing or image documents off to the side—while focusing on creating on the main computer.

(One of the lovely aspects of Mac OS X is it's ability to seamlessly multitask, juggling many open windows. When assembling figures, writing scientific manuscripts, analyzing genomic information or even assembling a patient record, the ability to dig through layer after layer of open program windows is invaluable. Windows 7 is finally catching up to Expose, but Mac OS X is still the king.)

The advantage something like an iPad could offer (over a typical additional monitor) is when one packs up to go home for the day. All those open supporting documents, information and windows, could then be taken on the go, allowing one to continue to read or study on the commute home, at a coffee shop or when docked to the next full-power computer. As a device supporting creativity, there would be something wonderful about being able to pick up and take a set of ideas, of sources, of evidence, in your satchel where one goes, having an entire train of thought in your bag—accessible at a whim for revisiting.


The iPad (from the perspective of aa somewhat mixed-feeling iPhone owner) is it's a surprising disappointment as a concept—truly a sort of overgrown iPod touch, even by Apple's description. It's tethered to desktop or laptop computers in a pure punitive way—merely as a means of acquiring DRMed content and syncing in the more mundane ways we're accustomed to. The lack of wireless syncing is somewhat bizarre, as is the inability to use it as an additional monitor. The lack of multitasking is nothing less than an embarrassment. It really has no unique computational abilities, or even interactive features, that distinguish it from the smaller form factor cousins.

And, I'm with Matt Hickey on one major point. The aspect ratio is wrong at 4:3. I'm my humble, nerdy, opinion, it should be 1: sqrt(2)—about the size of A4 paper. Why? For the same reason metric paper is awesome. Tablet computers of that ratio could be placed next to one another, creating a split screen twice as large and with the same aspect ratio as a single device. Back to my vision of pad computers as a sort of monitor with brains, this would allow groups of people to interact in all sorts of interesting ways when working on collaborative projects.

Who knows. I'm no design engineer. Still, I had higher hopes that the iPad would offer some unique and novel ways of interacting with information, filling this potential space with some new ideas about how computers can fit into our lives. For now, it's an iPod touch with a bigger screen. Whee. I suspect it'll still crash daily.

 

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Dare I suggest that wireless syncing of hard drive content would create all kinds of security concerns, and that mitigating those security concerns in a meaningful way would require an engineering budget approximately equal to the budget for creating a new hardware platform like the iPad?

Otherwise -- I dunno. I can see really wanting something like this for certain kinds of work environments, particularly with the 3G feature and the larger keyboard. I used to commute between Olympia and Seattle, and my laptop was fine for working on the train, but this device would have been a lot better for keeping track of job developments in real time and being able to respond in detail (the keyboard on the iPhone is just not comfortable for sending long emails or navigating a lot of emails). Of course, the question of whether a device like this would be $700 convenient is a whole different subject, but I can think of several times when I'd've been glad to have one.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on January 27, 2010 at 9:36 PM
pasteyboy 2
Making the ipod bigger is not a very impressive new feature.
The ipad is just a larger point of sale for itunes. Most of the new features were, "Look now you can buy more stuff from our itunes store!"
Posted by pasteyboy http://pjorno.com on January 27, 2010 at 9:37 PM
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My iPod Touch doesn't crash. As for iPad, I think I'll wait til I get my mitts on one before I decide.
Posted by Morning Coffee on January 27, 2010 at 9:58 PM
Chip 4
Wireless syncing was likely too much of a technical hurdle to clear. Bluetooth is painfully slow, and all the other standards run over IP, meaning that you'd have too build in some sort of discovery / device registration to make it work. In other words, a LOT of engineering effort for something that only geeks would probably be able to work anyways.
Posted by Chip on January 27, 2010 at 10:09 PM
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What you call "metric paper" isn't in any way metric. Not philosophically: there are no powers of ten involved. Not officially: it's a DIN standard, not a SI standard. Not historically: it was introduced by the Germans in the 1920s, not the French in the 1790s.
Posted by David Wright on January 27, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Telsa Grills 6
Paying for all that broken glass not covered by AppleCare: that will be a winning asset to usher return buyers. Awwwh yeah.
Posted by Telsa Grills on January 27, 2010 at 10:12 PM
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"A train of thought in your bag" is well noted. Could they please merge this device harder with other useful devices, and add a giant memory? I only want to carry one widget. There can be only one.
Posted by Amelia on January 27, 2010 at 10:18 PM
breakdown 8
Think of the iPad as an absurdly cheap big screen ipod touch and you'll be much happier.
Posted by breakdown on January 27, 2010 at 10:24 PM
9
It's got a glossy screen, so forget about any e-reading outside.
Posted by Revise on January 27, 2010 at 10:29 PM
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I bought the iPhone on the day it came out, well aware of the criticisms of what it didn't have that I wish it had. So, why'd I buy it? Because rather than focus on what it didn't have I compared it to the market for what I needed and it clearly won. That was nearing three years ago. My iPhone is still an incredibly useful device.

But, it seems to me that in the past 3 months, there's a quickening in the maturity of the iPhone. Apps are getting smarter and better designed, and the sum total of all of this is that the iPhone is transcending a simple "phone" into an incredible device that changes the way I live in the World.

The iPad was announced today, into a market that is unproven. Compared to what exists, it is incredible. Pointing to what it might become, it is even more so.

I am buying primarily as a reader; that's my initial justification. I was shopping Kindles, but for the money, the iPad just simply blows it away. So, for $499, I get a much stronger device. That device is software upgradeable. New and interesting apps will be developed for it at a rapid pace.

I dare say that any view of the iPad as "lacking" is too narrowly focused, comparing it to vaporware, and forgetting how quickly this thing might evolve.
Posted by Timothy on January 27, 2010 at 10:37 PM
Gurldoggie 11
I love the way my porn looks when I'm playing Space Invaders! Pow pow! Mmmm!
Posted by Gurldoggie http://gurldogg.blogspot.com on January 27, 2010 at 10:42 PM
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@10: I need a phone, reasonable phone contract, music player (to listen to news podcasts while commuting), a camera (to make my commute safer, plus art and stuff), a reader for airplanes, movie watching for airplanes and other hostage situations, clock taken for granted, and opportunity to surf google and wikipedia to prevent Thanksgiving mayhem. GIANT MEMORY, or the file management becomes a full-time job with many egregious disappointments. Battery life is probably too obvious to demand. Touch screen? If you say.
Posted by Amelia on January 27, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Joe Szilagyi 13
Or little things, like the lack of native USB ports? Really?

This is like modern personal computing 101.
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://www.joeszilagyi.com on January 27, 2010 at 11:03 PM
breakdown 14
@12: "a camera (to make my commute safer...)"

LOL--I imagine your commute would be a lot safer with a rock in your hand instead of an expensive gadget with a camera.
Posted by breakdown on January 27, 2010 at 11:28 PM
schmacky 15
I have my opinions, but mostly I compliment the thoughtfulness of the writer here....one of the best, most ears-to-the-tracks interpretations of the iPad's value prop (or lack thereof) I've read anywhere.
Posted by schmacky on January 27, 2010 at 11:52 PM
MarkyMark 16
@8 exactly, or perhaps as a netbook without the viruses?

Some sane commentary with video-clips of the device in use: Hands on with Apple’s iPad
Posted by MarkyMark on January 27, 2010 at 11:52 PM
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Check out a concept video for the Microsoft Courier:

http://gizmodo.com/5369493/leaked-courie…
Posted by ser on January 28, 2010 at 12:26 AM
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The best part of all this is that while I'm ideologically polar from the people who're eager to buy this thing, I can start smugging out right now for free while you suckers have to wait AND drop half a grand minimum on one. And oh when you guys start whining about the cost of accessories I may just lose it.
Posted by putnamp on January 28, 2010 at 1:07 AM
Alex Bernson 19
@Jonathan

I think this is a really fantastic post that describes the amazing potential for devices in the iPad category. It really would be revolutionary to be able to carry a whole snapshot of a thought process with you from place to place. The reason that the first version doesn't do this is that to create anything approaching that functionality would be a MASSIVE MASSIVE engineering endeavor.

Apple would have to do a whole bunch of serious reworking of the internals of Mac OS X to handle seemless dynamic migrating of states/memory/files etc. But more importantly, Apple would have to create a standard for third party developers (microsoft office etc) that handles all that transition, and then force EVERYONE to use it. I'd estimate the level of difficulty of this change as 1/2-2/3rds as hard as the Mac OS 9 - OS X transition, without the mitigating intermediate state of the virtualized OS 9 built into early OS X builds.

Sure, there are ways that you could bastardize the functionality with internet screen sharing, some cloud computing, etc, but it would not be as seemless or revolutionary in terms of user experience. It would be very un-Apple. Hopefully they can convince enough people to get iPads that in an another one or two hardware iterations they can realistically invest in the huge engineering challenge.
Posted by Alex Bernson http://www.twitter.com/alexbernson on January 28, 2010 at 6:44 AM
Alex Bernson 20
Also,
@4 Wrong. The device has 802.11a/b/g/n, allowing up to 150Mbit/s communication. If you don't already have a wireless network, it would not be particularly hard for apple to setup automatic ad-hoc networking when you press the "Sync" button on your laptop or whatever. Apple already has a great IP discovery service called Bonjour built into iPhones, all their computers, everything. It's what enables iTunes library sharing, iTunes speaker sharing, etc.

And everyone would use it if it was designed in a simple way that let you seamlessly sync your documents and carry them wherever you go, keeping all versions updated and updating calendar/email/addressbook etc. A big engineering job, but by no means impossible since they have a LOT of the infrastructure already in place.
Posted by Alex Bernson http://www.twitter.com/alexbernson on January 28, 2010 at 6:47 AM
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Focused on consuming media? Try paying for media. The iPhone/Touch are appliances that lock the consumer out of basic OS operations like access to the file system. Apple is trying to scale this model upward so users will start paying for music, movies, books and all the other digital content that are so easily available now.
Posted by mint chocolate chip on January 28, 2010 at 9:46 AM

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