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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Politics Looking Ahead to 2012

Posted by on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 10:55 AM

"Since Scott Brown won the Massachusetts senate race and is being heralded as the Republican Barack Obama," writes Matt, "and we know that Rick Santorum has declared he will be running for the presidency in 2012, do you think it is possible that God will bless us with a Brown-Santorum Republican ticket?"

 

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Will in Seattle 1
Let us pray.

More likely is a Palin-Santorum ticket, however. Which means we'll be able to see ... um ... that stuff ... from our houses.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 27, 2010 at 11:05 AM
2
IJTUIMMAL!
Posted by I just threw up... on January 27, 2010 at 11:06 AM
3
Sarah Palin would be Secretary of State.
Posted by Unpaid Intern on January 27, 2010 at 11:09 AM
very bad homo 4
I like the way you think.
Posted by very bad homo on January 27, 2010 at 11:10 AM
5
Brown Santorum is the worst kind.
Posted by cheesy on January 27, 2010 at 11:26 AM
STJA 6
That would intimate rather vigorous intercourse within and among parties, no?
Posted by STJA on January 27, 2010 at 11:28 AM
7
Doesn't santorum usually comes in a shade of brown?
Posted by poo on January 27, 2010 at 11:38 AM
merry 8
Oh, ROFL ROFL ROFL to that!!

"Man, I got Brown-Santorum all over my ticket! I'm-a hafta vote Democratic now!!!"

Posted by merry on January 27, 2010 at 11:46 AM
9
Matt who? I'm very interested to know the source for such an awesome quote. :)
Posted by spiderplanet on January 27, 2010 at 11:51 AM
gttim 10
If elected, would Santorum reach across the isle? I hope not!
Posted by gttim on January 27, 2010 at 11:58 AM
11
very mature.
no marriage you, sorry...
Posted by SCOTUS on January 27, 2010 at 12:06 PM
Geni 12
I feel a distinct need to shower now.
Posted by Geni on January 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM
Tingleyfeeln 13
Will that Brown Santorum be Saddlebacked? Was Peg involved? If we are unfortunate enough for them to win will they be praised for their disabling Donkey Punch? Will the presidential theme song be played on a rusty trombone?
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on January 27, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Tingleyfeeln 14
Will that Brown Santorum be Saddlebacked? Was Peg involved? If we are unfortunate enough for them to win will they be praised for their disabling Donkey Punch? Will the presidential theme song be played on a rusty trombone?
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on January 27, 2010 at 3:13 PM
15
Dan, I hope you've registered all combinations of "brown-santorum".com and linked it to http://santorum.com/
Posted by apres_moi on January 27, 2010 at 4:49 PM
MarkyMark 16
Nude or clothed, Brown seems weirdly like a male version of Sarah Palin.

Posted by MarkyMark on January 27, 2010 at 5:08 PM
17
Some statements are so dirty they make me want to take a bath ... This article makes me want to wipe my ass.
Posted by Phantom on January 27, 2010 at 8:23 PM

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