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Monday, January 25, 2010

Politics / Hetero John Edwards's Enormous Penis

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Mon, Jan 25, 2010 at 3:01 PM

The [sex] tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa.'"

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ahh. just the other day, when the baby daddy stuff was confirmed, y'all said that you hoped that would be the last we heard from mr. edwards!

Posted by mr. herriman on January 25, 2010 at 3:04 PM

I also heard other people have huge cocks as well. But those never make it to SLOG

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on January 25, 2010 at 3:05 PM

Honestly, I don't think talking about John Edwards cock is appropriate. This story is embarrassing and sad enough.

Posted by kersy on January 25, 2010 at 3:06 PM

Hopefully it is long enough for him to go fuck himself.

Posted by jimmy

on January 25, 2010 at 3:07 PM

People who uncritically worship the Democratic Party are so easily entertained. A homophobic bigot who doesn't think lgbt people should have the same rights as he has and who cheats on his wife (knocking up his mistress, too) almost became President and all the worshippers can say is "Big penis... huh huh huh"

Posted by NoNoNoNo on January 25, 2010 at 3:11 PM

See, there is a difference between Republican and Democratic sex scandals. Republicans always pretend they don't exist -- "I have a wide stance", "Why, no, of course I never wore a diaper" -- while Democrats go out of their way to pore over every detail forever and ever. I heard a guy talking about Gary Hart's scandal on the radio yesterday. I guarantee people will still be talking about Edwards's penis fifteen years from now.

Posted by Fnarf

on January 25, 2010 at 3:14 PM

Christopher Frizzele claims he is huge also.

Posted by asf on January 25, 2010 at 3:24 PM

I feel violated just knowing about this. Those are two people I do not want to think about having sex.

Posted by TVDinner

on January 25, 2010 at 3:29 PM

You never know, "physically very striking" may just mean he has three nuts.

Posted by Reg on January 25, 2010 at 3:35 PM

If there is a video - it will go online - the story continues forever .. Johns fame may extend for generations...

A bastard child, cared for from birth by daddys money, big fucking deal.

Mommies here on Slog need to get with the real world.

The kid will have really nice hair, a pony, and his mothers care and looks. OK, the kid is not an abandoned waif.

Now, where are the pictures?

Posted by Choir Boy No More on January 25, 2010 at 3:36 PM

@3 Really? Of all the indulgent bullshit on this website, talking about John Edwards' allegedly ample cock is "appropriate"?

Dan Savage practically invented inappropriate -- well, at least he and his minions darn near perfected it at Slog.

Cue the Church Lady. "Isn't that special?"

Posted by Punditwatch on January 25, 2010 at 3:44 PM

@4
Oh, it was.....

Posted by the Ghost of John Edward's Political Career..... on January 25, 2010 at 3:50 PM

We are surprised that John Edwards HAS a big dick in addition to BEING a big dick?

Posted by attitude devant on January 25, 2010 at 3:50 PM

@5: please cite one person "who uncritically worships the Democratic party".

Posted by Max Solomon on January 25, 2010 at 3:57 PM

It's almost like he's Italian.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on January 25, 2010 at 4:01 PM

I never understood why people make sex tapes of themselves. Porn I understand, but watching yourself fuck just sounds terrible.

Posted by boxofbirds on January 25, 2010 at 4:10 PM

So, long song Silver is finally revealed.

Posted by SeMe on January 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM

@16,
Well, some people make sex tapes and then "accidentally" release them to the tabloids so they'll become famous.

John Edwards isn't guilty of that of course, but Paris Hilton certainly is.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 25, 2010 at 4:17 PM

@ 13,

While John Edwards certainly is a big dick, I doubt he has a big dick. What he actually has is a big wallet. That's what mistresses go for.

Posted by Y.F. Redux on January 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM

@19 - having both doesn't hurt.

Well, actually, it can. In which case you should try other positions.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on January 25, 2010 at 4:47 PM

I am reminded of a song by Da Vinci's Notebook...

Posted by Knat on January 25, 2010 at 4:48 PM

Oh, please. You could tell me that Hitler had a big dick and I'd still want pictures. EVERYBODY wants to see a big dick, regardless of whose. And, with that in mind, who's got a link to download this nauseating bit of badly filmed, sadly performed fluff? C'mon, somebody's at least got screen caps...

Posted by bigg

on January 25, 2010 at 4:58 PM

@22 You just fucking Godwined a thread about big dicks. I don't know whether to hate you or congratulate you.

Posted by STJA on January 25, 2010 at 5:08 PM

Well, 19, in that case everybody gets exactly what they were looking for, don't they?

Posted by attitude devant on January 25, 2010 at 5:16 PM

@22:

Hitler--had only one left ball...
Himmler--had two but they were small...
Stemmler--had somethin' similar...
But poor old Goebbels...
Had no balls...
At ALL!!

(sung to the main theme of "Bridge On the River Kwai")

Posted by Timmytee on January 25, 2010 at 5:37 PM

When do we get to see the John Edwards/Christopher Frizzelle sex tape? Talk about your donkey show.....

Posted by Pervy Perv on January 25, 2010 at 5:37 PM

I was hoping we could have had Mudede weighing in on black dicks versus white dicks, along with some bullshit about imperialism or something. Oh well.

Posted by Indy on January 25, 2010 at 7:14 PM

@26..hmmm a peak at Fizzele's dick. I'd bid on that.

Posted by afsaf on January 25, 2010 at 7:15 PM

@16 My ex and I did it through our mid twenties. It was hotter than any porn we ever watched together.

Posted by ObeyTheFist on January 25, 2010 at 7:25 PM

@22 You win this thread. Pick up your prize at your closest internet service provider this weekend.

Posted by Canadian nurse on January 25, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Enormous whozeewhatsits are so last year. Especially when they just lay there. Come on, people...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on January 25, 2010 at 8:25 PM

It explains a lot of his decisions, considering how much blood he would need to draw to power that thing.

Posted by Greg on January 25, 2010 at 9:48 PM

..and the loony left had their lips around this guy's union loving cock for how long?

Thank god Obama and the moderates won.

Posted by Loony left on January 25, 2010 at 9:53 PM

....and then there's Joe Biden.

Posted by Bellerophon on January 25, 2010 at 11:59 PM

Biden doesn't need a big dick. He has a Camaro.

Posted by STJA on January 26, 2010 at 6:59 AM

A big dick is a thing of beauty.

IMHO.

Posted by Frau Blucher on January 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

@25--for the record, the tune is the Col. Bogey March.

Posted by slomopomo on January 26, 2010 at 3:58 PM

@6: Sineteen-eighty-neven was a youl fear with many scerrible tandals. Including the story of Hary Gart, and his strismess, Ronna Dice. Roooooping sneporters saw the bool from the tushes...

Posted by Amelia on January 26, 2010 at 11:48 PM

he is dick from the soles of his feet to the top of his breckgirl hair.

Posted by unusually large on February 1, 2010 at 2:18 PM

id pay to see it

Posted by gamer85 on February 3, 2010 at 7:33 PM

people, Let me tell you something about John Edwards dick as you call it. How do any of you know what his dick looks like were you in the room with him and reille when they were engaged in sex acts?Furthermore this story is between two people who were desperately in love with other and should not be of any concern to the public or the press.

Posted by meredith gresham on April 12, 2011 at 1:21 PM