In Case You Hadn't Heard: Brown, the republican, won yesterday's senate race in Massachusetts.
Earthquake Aftermath: Haiti gets hit with a 6.1 aftershock, the strongest to hit since last week's earthquake.
Meanwhile: Royal Caribbean cruise ships defend their choice to continue bringing tourists to Haiti.
Bailout Aftermath: Bank of America posts first full-year deficit in two decades after repaying US bailout.
Continuing to be a Threat to Traditional Publishing: Amazon's new plan will give authors and publishers 70% of the royalties on each Kindle e-book they sell.
Sexy Time: A brothel in Nevada has introduced male prostitutes for women.
Suspect Surrenders: The man who allegedly shot and killed eight people in Virginia yesterday has surrendered after an all-night stand off.
It's a Riot: "The Nigerian army says it has regained control of the city of Jos, where fighting between Muslims and Christians in recent days has left scores dead."
Weird Weather: Southern California residents being asked to evacuate as the area continues to get pummeled by storms and even a tornado.
Can't See the Sea Wall: City council members don't support McGinn's plan to rebuild Seattle's sea wall.
I'm Gonna Live Forever: Bothell woman celebrates her 108th birthday.
Strangest Headline of the Day: "Fingertip amputations prompt Graco stroller recall"
Hey look! Here's a bunch of animals playing with dominoes! (Can someone please explain what's happening here exactly?)
(I love you, armadillo!)