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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Two-Block Radius Overheard in the Office

Posted by on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 3:28 PM

This fucking car alarm that keeps going on and off for the last two hours. How long must we endure this torture?

 

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Will in Seattle 1
Just disconnect the battery.

10 minutes is the max time that Miss Manners says is prudent.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 20, 2010 at 3:30 PM
TVDinner 2
As long as it takes to find a sledgehammer and take matters into your own hands.

My heartfelt sympathies are with you.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on January 20, 2010 at 3:31 PM
3
Call the cops.
Posted by doug on January 20, 2010 at 3:36 PM
4
I thought, as policy, the Stranger automatically labled people who complain about noise in the city as whinners.
Posted by Zander on January 20, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Josh Bomb 5
hah, torture, good one Grant.

feels like hyperbole after the guantanamo bay article in harpers.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on January 20, 2010 at 3:40 PM
6
A cinder block through the windshield should serve as a deterrent to future conduct of that sort.
Posted by Toe Tag on January 20, 2010 at 3:42 PM
ssemekim 7
@4 I was about to say...looks like someone doesn't live in the city. Anyone seen that movie 'Noise' with Tim Robbins? The Rectifier!
Posted by ssemekim http://www.facebook.com/ssemekim?ref=profile on January 20, 2010 at 4:04 PM
pissy mcslogbot 8
just dropping the obligatory whaaaambulance reference.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on January 20, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Will in Seattle 9
@4 for the suburban envious of cityfolk win.

I kind of like the sledgehammer idea ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 20, 2010 at 4:20 PM
rob! 10
Whole bottle of fish sauce in the cowl vents.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on January 20, 2010 at 4:51 PM
11
Maybe people keep trying to save the suffocating pit bull inside (I was going to say baby).

Posted by CommonKnowledge on January 20, 2010 at 4:52 PM
gloomy gus 12
@10 I will remember that tip. Thank you.
Posted by gloomy gus on January 20, 2010 at 6:31 PM

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