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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

City / Life If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM

Earlier today I drove to the King St. Amtrak station to pick up a friend.

At 12th and Jackson or so, I stopped to allow a minivan driven by a sweet-looking sixty-something Asian woman pull in front of me.

On the back of her van was a bumper sticker emblazoned with the subject line.

That is all.

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I saw a lady in a truck with that written across the whole back window a few years back on 140th Ave SE in Fairview.

Posted by Renton Mike on January 20, 2010 at 3:12 PM

Done and done!

Posted by paulus on January 20, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Durn those pesky grandkids!

Posted by NumberOne on January 20, 2010 at 3:37 PM

that's cool as two summers ago when i spotted an old asian man on the bus with a n.w.a. cap in silver italisized script..
tatal badass

Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 20, 2010 at 3:44 PM

hey awesome, you can now get this classy saying on your bike messenger bag too!
http://www.cafepress.com/+if_youre_gonna…

or, if you prefer, on the creepier infant "creeper":
http://www.cafepress.com/babblemonger.11…

Posted by aiff on January 20, 2010 at 3:45 PM

I saw the same bumper sticker on a car in North Carolina last October when I visited my Mom and Sis for my Sis' annual Halloween party. Loved it. But, I forgot about it until I saw this post.

Posted by Partly Cloudy on January 20, 2010 at 3:55 PM

Back when I worked pushing carts at a Costco in Bumfuck, California (also known as Eureka), I was privy to many excellent bumper stickers. My two favorites were:

"Silly Fags. Dicks are for chicks." (one of my charming coworkers, knocked up at 20, natch)

and,

"Earth First! Then log the other planets!"

There were many more. I really should have kept a journal.

Posted by emor on January 20, 2010 at 4:46 PM

Thank you, Dave, now I know what to get Mrs. seandr for Valentines Day.

Posted by seandr on January 20, 2010 at 4:54 PM

It's hot. Now I don't have to feel bad for sexualizing them.

Posted by More than they really want, though on January 20, 2010 at 5:09 PM

I've seen the same sticker with "your" instead of "You're." Classy AND literate. Can I get your number?

Posted by BornAgainInBellevue on January 21, 2010 at 12:43 AM

friends who can't fly, they're either on the list, or plain flat-out broke-assed couch surfers.

hey, could you pick me up some organic macrobiotic yoghurt with lavender honey on your way back from your job, yo?

Posted by grumpmaru on January 21, 2010 at 2:23 AM

What do you expect when you let the Seattle triple-threat driver go in front of you. At least it was entertaining.

Posted by older, asian, AND female? on January 21, 2010 at 1:50 PM