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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Sex / Film New in Porn Parodies: Jersey Shore XXX

Posted by on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 2:13 PM

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I KNEW IT! MTV's trashy (almost-already-a-porno) Jersey Shore is the latest in TV-shows-turned-triple-X. Porn star and real-life Jersey native Taryn Thomas will play the creepin'-vibin'-pickle-lovin' guidette "Snooki" in Adam & Eve's Jersey Shore XXX.


Not quite so obvious: Hustler Video just announced, for 2010, This Ain't Avatar XXX.

 

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reverend dr dj riz 1
wait..!!! how's come snooki won't play snooki in the xxx version ?
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 19, 2010 at 2:16 PM
2
I know right?! A photo comparison of all the porn stars vs. MTV stars here (NSFW): http://bit.ly/7qzz38

I'm not buyin' Pauly D for one second...
Posted by Kelly O on January 19, 2010 at 2:23 PM
Lose-Lose 3
You'd think that "da Sitch-yew-ashun" and crew would just film a porno version along side the, um, non-porn version. Afterall, there's not much difference, and I have trouble envisioning how the dialogue, characters, and, um, "plot" could be worse in the porn.
Posted by Lose-Lose on January 19, 2010 at 2:29 PM
AmyC 4
can someone please explain this picture to me? a girl wrapped in a towel is only sexy if she's wrapped in one so small as to make you think that any moment something wonderful is going to pop out. that beach blanket just makes her look fat. i also don't understand the almost beehive hairdo...and talking on the phone? what's sexy about that? is it supposed to make you think about phone sex? if you were excited about phone sex, you probably wouldn't be WATCHING a porno to begin with...sigh. maybe i'm just not hip enough for this newfangled jersey shore porn.
Posted by AmyC on January 19, 2010 at 2:30 PM
dan10things 5
Snooki won't play Snooki because she isn't cute enough, she's pretty fugly.
Posted by dan10things http://10thingszine.blogspot.com on January 19, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Kinison 6
The Seinfeld version (This Aint Seinfeld XXX) is actually pretty good. The actress who plays Elaine actually looks like Elaine, they even have a Porn Nazi (no porn for you! next!).

The parodies that have sets that look almost identical to the actual show, the Cheers, Brady Bunch and Star Trek.
Posted by Kinison http://www.holgatehawks.com on January 19, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Tingleyfeeln 7
Wow! When does the porn version of LOST come out? Mmmmmm, a Kate and Juliet sandwich, mmmmm!
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on January 19, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Tingleyfeeln 8
When does the porn version of LOST come out? Mmmmm, a Kate and Juliet sandwich, mmmm!
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on January 19, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Tingleyfeeln 9
How was that for creative double posting? See what thinking about the ladies of LOST does to me?
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on January 19, 2010 at 3:57 PM
laterite 10
@9, a LOST DP, you might say...
Posted by laterite on January 19, 2010 at 4:02 PM
11
JerseyWhore.com is for sale ;-)
Posted by JerseyWhore.com on March 5, 2010 at 11:51 PM
12
Snooki CAN'T have tattoo's they need to recast...
Posted by edditude on December 17, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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How can they put Taryn Thomas in this vid? Snooki doesn't have tattoos. Need to recast.
Posted by edditude on December 17, 2011 at 3:12 PM

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