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Friday, January 15, 2010

Sex Hand Jobs for Everyone!

Posted by on Fri, Jan 15, 2010 at 3:35 PM

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What are you doing this upcoming and sure-to-be-shitty-and-rainy Sunday evening in Seattle? Maybe you should finally take a class. Learn something you can really use in the new year. I mean, it couldn't hurt. You can always know MORE, amirite?

His and Hers Hand Jobs
Sunday, January 17th, 7:30-9:30 pm, $35
At Babeland, Capitol Hill.
Singles and couples of every gender and sexual orientation are invited to attend the workshop (18+ only). Call Babeland and buy tickets in advance to get a $5 coupon to use on purchases the night of the workshop. Sliding scale available. More info HERE.

Also, maybe you want to go, but you want to go for free. E-mail your first and last name to freetickets@thestranger.com with Howard Johnson in the subject line and you'll be entered to win one of 5 pairs of tickets. Hurry and do it by 5 pm.

 

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From the Babeland website:
His and Hers Hand Jobs
Sunday, January 17th, 7:30-9:30, $35
Any sex act is better when your hands are involved! Warm up to sex by starting with your fingers; take a break from a blow job by tugging and stroking; stimulate the G-spot or prostate, and enhance everything with a fingertip vibe. There are so many options with the best sex toy ever- your hands!
Posted by ann on January 15, 2010 at 4:01 PM
rob! 2
I hope they lube up that sliding scale. And I hope you'll be doing a feature article for next week's, um, issue.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on January 15, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 3
"Beat" me to it, rob
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on January 15, 2010 at 5:48 PM
4
For $35 the class better include a freakin' hand job!
Posted by nightlifejitters on January 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Fnarf 5
I'm pretty sure if you're not doing it like this you're doing it wrong.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 15, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Violet_DaGrinder 6
Ha. I could teach that class.
Posted by Violet_DaGrinder http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic51/music/y1malqpG/prince-the-new-power-generation-featuring-eric-leeds-on-f/ on January 15, 2010 at 7:20 PM
josh 7
I wish that this had been a Stranger Suggests item so that Kyle would have had to go and review it.
Posted by josh http://www.sciencevsromance.net on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 PM
seandr 8
@6 FTW.
Posted by seandr on January 15, 2010 at 9:36 PM
9
Oh, I thought this is what they were talking about:

http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Ord…
Posted by Gary SFBCN on January 15, 2010 at 10:42 PM
chrisrnps 10
I'm gonna have to say @7 FTW. it's halfway through the month, our good friend Kyle needs something a little more challenging than seeing Rebel Without a Cause again.

It's in our prurient nature to want to see him squirm just a little bit, after all.

Woould it be wrong to Stranger Suggest a few 'challenging' things for Kyle just as a social experiment?

Also, you should contract Kyle to review the previous day's Suggests as a regular column. Almost as a 'Worthy Opponent' style ombudsman gig. His correspondent contributions are the second-best read you've got going right now, and the other is already your editor.
Posted by chrisrnps http://www.dollfactory.org on January 16, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Christin 11
What @7 said indeed. Stranger Suggests!
Posted by Christin on January 16, 2010 at 6:47 AM
Greg 12
@5: The Japanese have a saying: I think it's 揉んで味出せ捻大根 (monde ajidase hine daikon) - "You have to massage a shriveled radish well before it tastes of anything."

Posted by Greg on January 16, 2010 at 4:49 PM

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