Shark Attacks, Torn Off Testicles, Hippos, Sarah Palin, Andy Rooney, Old Pictures of Me in Drag...

...but this has to be the grossest thing on Slog today.

A turtle is not a tit clamp. Please make a note of it. Via Towleroad.

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