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Thursday, January 14, 2010

I'm Pro Sex Work and Pro Sex Worker

Posted by on Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 11:20 AM

But this...

"It's just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I'm doing the same."

...is a little ridiculous. More from Marcus, Nevada's first licensed male prostitute, here.

 

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gloomy gus 1
Nothing more charming than an unattractive man announcing his "sphincter's not for sale."
Posted by gloomy gus on January 14, 2010 at 11:28 AM
SecretBYUBottomBoy 2
Weird that his pix all seems to be with the intention of hiding his body. I mean, if he wants customers, he'd be better off with at least a shirtless shot to show what he's offering.

Nevada deserves better and hotter.
Posted by SecretBYUBottomBoy on January 14, 2010 at 11:29 AM
John M 3
That sexually inexperienced fug guy wants people to pay to fuck him and he isn't even going to fuck men?

Yeah, good luck with that that. Does he at least wear a paper bag or is that extra?

Seriously, your sphincter needs to be for sale if you want to make any money at this. And you better be hung like a donkey too.
Posted by John M on January 14, 2010 at 11:32 AM
John M 4
@2

http://www.shadyladyranch.com/markus.htm…

He apparently actually does have a semi-decent body it is just his face that is very, very unfortunate.
Posted by John M on January 14, 2010 at 11:35 AM
TVDinner 5
@4: I dunno. As an official card-carrying, mostly-heterosexual woman I sure wouldn't hit that, much less pay for it. He looks like he's staring down a chimpanzee and the chimp is winning.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on January 14, 2010 at 11:39 AM
6
@1: Seriously. And besides, dude, your sphincter would be for rent, not sale. I might use it but I ain't taking it home with me.
Posted by renbot on January 14, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Cook 7
he is uggo. that's unfortunate.
Posted by Cook on January 14, 2010 at 11:50 AM
LogopolisMike 8
Exactly, if I wanted to take it home with me, I wouldn't be looking for a prostitute.

I am so ready for the Rosa Parks of legal male prostitution. Marcus is not it.
Posted by LogopolisMike http://logopolis.typepad.com on January 14, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Jason Josephes 9
This reminds me of a great joke by Jim Goad:

Q: What were sex workers called fifty years ago?
A: Whores.
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on January 14, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Timmytee 10
WTF is the matter with you people? He looks fine.
Jesus!
Posted by Timmytee on January 14, 2010 at 12:14 PM
reverend dr dj riz 11
@10..not if he won't let me buy none..
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 14, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Jo42 12
Looks, Smooks.... the guy's a twit! He goes on and on about his FIVE point "charter"... (wait for it...) WITH FOUR POINTS!?!

Sorry kids, but counting on all 10 fingers (accurately) is my minimum requirement in a fuck buddy.
Posted by Jo42 on January 14, 2010 at 12:27 PM
13
Giacomo Casanova he is not.
Posted by carrma on January 14, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Jo42 14
Looks, Smooks.... the guy's a twit! He goes on for three questions about his five point "charter" and the lists... (wait for it) ... FOUR POINTS!?!

Sorry kids, but counting on all 10 fingers (accurately) is my minimum requirement in a fuck buddy.
Posted by Jo42 on January 14, 2010 at 12:42 PM
The Amazing Jim 15
Let me get this straight. He's an average looking guy with an above average body who's willing to let women pay for something they can get for free from better-looking ben with better bodies?

He'll get a few customers that are there for the novelty, but after that wears off (2 weeks?) he'll starve, rent his butt or get a real job.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on January 14, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Nova 16
Stoopid and creepy:

"Psychologically, Freud always said that every man inherently has an innate desire to copulate or have some sort of relation with his mother—regardless of whether he wants to admit it or not. I think this engenders what it means to be a gigolo."

Fairly creepy ... I wouldn't ever fuck this guy, but I especially would not want to fuck him if he's imagining I'm his mother.
Posted by Nova on January 14, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Fnarf 17
Making comparisons of oneself to Rosa Parks in any circumstances whatever is an absolutely guaranteed way to identify bullshit.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 14, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Cook 18
@12 and @14:
"I'm not college-educated, but I'm well-read. That's the fifth thing that a gigolo must have. He must be literate, he must have a sense of honor and dignity to himself. He should just be an all-around good guy."

it's not with the other four points, but it's on the next page (page 3).
Posted by Cook on January 14, 2010 at 1:11 PM
19
Once you go "rosa parks," you've "jumped the shark."
Posted by trans i am on January 14, 2010 at 1:11 PM
Dingo 20
"She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I'm doing the same."

Yet he's a non-disadvantaged, white younger man.

Also: "gay people are very put-together. I think they're very classy, very well-organized people. They have great personalities."

Like what? Cocker Spaniels?

He's unattractive and he comes across as an idiot.
Posted by Dingo on January 14, 2010 at 1:24 PM
21
"I think gay people are very put-together. I think they're very classy, very well-organized people. They have great personalities. I have nothing against them, but that's not me."

So you're not put-together, not classy, not organized, and your personality blows.
Apparently gay men get the good gigolos and us straight women are left with this guy.

Also, I wanted to gag a little when he essentially said he became a sex worker because he has mommy issues. If I ever end up at Shady Lady Ranch I am specifically asking to not be given this guy.
Posted by Roger Dodger on January 14, 2010 at 1:54 PM
22
"You, sir, are no Rosa Parks."
- Sarah Vowell
Posted by r7 on January 14, 2010 at 2:03 PM
jimmy 23
He needs to be pimp-slapped and told to shut up.

Nevada deserves nothing.
Posted by jimmy http://www.mybigfatlazyblog.blogspot.com on January 14, 2010 at 3:50 PM
24
This dude totally grosses me out. In every way possible. I felt as if he was even saying he was better than "other" prostitutes simply because he only has sex with women. *puke* Give me a break.
Posted by QXZJ on January 14, 2010 at 4:15 PM
25
oh Marcus marcus marcus *shakes head*
Posted by rosazamozny on January 15, 2010 at 6:59 AM
26
Ewwww. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwww!!!!!
Posted by cc747 on January 30, 2010 at 9:13 PM

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