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Crime / Homo / News / ??!! / Sex / Drunk “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Um... both men were drunk. Which doesn't make it right, of course, just... you know. Um. Ouch. The torn off testicles landed in the snow and were later retrieved. The story doesn't mention any attempts to reattach them. Remember: friends don't let friends drive tear off testicles drunk.
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Wasn't this a major plot development in "Sin City?" The grievous bodily harm part. Not the gay part.
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they landed in a 'snow guard' - the article does not indicate there was snow on the snow guard. I only point this out because it may be relevant in the upcoming "did they try to reattach?" speculation.
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How drunk was the guy that he didn't wake up as his scrotum were being twisted repeatedly? I mean, I'm a girl and all, but I imagine something like that would wake you up.
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I'm no doctor, but doesn't something (limb or other appendage) have to be severed cleanly to make reattachment possible?
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Geez, Dan - It's supposed to be safe to read the headline to decide whether I want to pollute my psyche with the post. And here you sneak the all the damage into the title. Damn you.
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Not really, Kesh - you can always sever things cleanly in the OR. But yeah, most docs are loathe to do that, so it's a valid point.
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Reminds me somewhat of another related german case:
http://www.thestar.co.za/index.php?fArti…
When all types of sexual permissive behaviors are indulged, man cannot help himself but to seek out new boundaries (even if criminal and homicidal) to cross.
http://www.thestar.co.za/index.php?fArti…
When all types of sexual permissive behaviors are indulged, man cannot help himself but to seek out new boundaries (even if criminal and homicidal) to cross.
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Cause you all straight folk never do anything weird, loveschildrenintheirundies. look up the video of the dude putting the snapping turtle on his nipple that I saw today.
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Aren't those things attached to something? I mean, I'm a girl and don't own a pair but I always assumed testicles aren't just hanging loose in the ol' sack. It seems to me it would be more of a "ripped them out" rather than a "took them out"? I'm not sure they could be reattached to whatever they were attached to.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
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Too much information and no way to block!!!
This entire post, including its title, should appear after some sort of jump.
This entire post, including its title, should appear after some sort of jump.
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That's a hell of a way to do a vasectomy. Normally, they just use a teensy little incision before they pull the cord in half.
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@10 You win a brand new internet.
And @22 (yes, that's you, LC) . . . Oh Fuck, never mind. No matter what I could say, you wouldn't get it, you ignorant whore.
And @22 (yes, that's you, LC) . . . Oh Fuck, never mind. No matter what I could say, you wouldn't get it, you ignorant whore.
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It would have been more efficient to use the Henderson Equine Castration System, you just need a multi-speed electric drill....I fear I've said too much.
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#22 so by that logic, criminal activity among blacks is so high because segregation was removed. Quick, to the back of the bus with you!
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Please, don't use Bild.com stories. This is a horrible source and few of these stories happend as described.
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@30: Zing! Show that cuntwhorebitch!
@32: Yeah, on another of Dan's threads some bigot was yammering about it to try and make their point that ghey peeple awr badd!
@32: Yeah, on another of Dan's threads some bigot was yammering about it to try and make their point that ghey peeple awr badd!
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