When this coffee stand on 12th Avenue and East Union Street got a makeover last week—it used to the Buzz Stop, har!—I was naturally hoping it would become the male counterpoint to this sort of NSFW thing.

I stopped by today (just in the neighborhood, you know) but one of the "barista boyz" was disappointingly clothed. Did they ever plan to wear skimpy outfits and straddle the windowsill? "That was our original plan," he said, "but we wanted to be respectful of the school across the street." Damn... but fair enough.