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News & ArtsWednesday, January 6, 2010
Sex / Celeb You Know Fantasy Means You Can Pick Anyone, Right?
Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 2:47 PM
In his continuing journey through a whole month of Stranger Suggests, Mr. Kyle Regan brings up an interesting point:
I can imagine the oysters at Anchovies & Olives are delicious—but I can also imagine that banging Sheryl Crow in the back of limo is amazing.
Really? Sheryl Crow?
Who would you rather bang?
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Lindy dislikes even reasonably goodlooking women because she is a fat chick. Pay no attention; it's a pretty standard behavior for chicks like her.
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I think she's good looking, plus she's older and has been around a bit so she might be hiding some crazy sex skills?
Also, anyone who can get into an argument with Karl Rove during a White House dinner would be a winner in my book.
Also, anyone who can get into an argument with Karl Rove during a White House dinner would be a winner in my book.
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Didn't Sheryl Crow get Lance Armstrong to leave his wife?
That probably wouldn't happen unless she made sparks fly out of his ass when they screwed. Or blowjobs. Really good blowjobs.
That probably wouldn't happen unless she made sparks fly out of his ass when they screwed. Or blowjobs. Really good blowjobs.
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My second favorite Onion headline ever: "Lance Armstrong's Endurance Tested By Sheryl Crow Concert."
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I think the point is that either one might NOT really be that awesome.
Signed,
Mr Points Out The Obvious
Signed,
Mr Points Out The Obvious
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I love that an actual crow is way ahead of the competitors.
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That one is brilliant! LOL. Can't believe I never saw that one before.
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That one is brilliant! LOL. Can't believe I never saw that one before.
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Lance Armstrong won a couple of those Tours because he was riding to get to his hotel room faster, where Sheryl Crow was waiting. And note that Kyle didn't say "Have a deep conversation with Sheryl Crow about saving the wild mustangs of the West," no, it's just banging.
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Lindy, are you implying that Ms. Crow is somehow not bang-worthy? She's obviously beautiful; is the problem that she's almost as old as Dan Savage???
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