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Thursday, December 31, 2009

"Precious Moments"

Posted by on Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 1:32 PM

Holy crap this is funny: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, as re-ennacted by two white people who LOVED IT!

God bless you, Stephanie Allynne and Allen Loeb. (Especially you, Stephanie Allynne, as you are funnier than God.)

 

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Irena 1
God's not funny. Where is God funny? Point to one verse of the Bible where God is joking around.

And by funny I mean funny ha ha, not funny weird, which is totally easy to find evidence for.
Posted by Irena on December 31, 2009 at 2:06 PM
Will in Seattle 2
God is funny.

But not in front of all those who claim to follow Him/Her, cause they have no sense of humor.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on December 31, 2009 at 2:16 PM
David Schmader 3
God is hilarious. (The Bible is the set-up, Christian fundamentalists are the punchline.)
Posted by David Schmader on December 31, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Tracy 4
Aardvark: one of god's creatures and very funny. Also, see Giraffe Sex.
Posted by Tracy on December 31, 2009 at 2:18 PM
rob! 5
Hmph. Maybe giraffes think People Necking would be fall-down funny.

But I'm with you on aardvarks.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on December 31, 2009 at 2:29 PM
6
Not to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Posted by dwight moody on December 31, 2009 at 2:32 PM
person159 7
how is this funny? take something powerful and hard and turn it into empty white ironic drivel. this is just offensive to the soul.
Posted by person159 on December 31, 2009 at 2:33 PM
elenchos 8
Not really funny. Reminds me of those two smug rich girls Dan Savage likes. They should all meet and hang out.
Posted by elenchos on December 31, 2009 at 2:44 PM
David Schmader 9
I love it, because it cracks me up, and also because it highlights the key fact that Precious isn't good (or bad) because of its subject matter, but because of how the subject matter is handled. (Artfully.)

Precious is a good, serious movie, and it can withstand this kind of shit with ease.

(But that smug Juno line seemed to come out of nowhere and bugs me..)
Posted by David Schmader on December 31, 2009 at 2:56 PM
10
It's funny because it's read by college educated upper middle class white people!
Posted by Asian1981 on December 31, 2009 at 3:24 PM
11
this is not funny, neither is god. god's an asshole.
Posted by gracie on December 31, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Violet_DaGrinder 12
@11 These guys are kind of assholes too, and that's why it's funny! :D
Posted by Violet_DaGrinder http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic51/music/y1malqpG/prince-the-new-power-generation-featuring-eric-leeds-on-f/ on December 31, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Tracy 13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7HCIGFdB…

Not Giraffe "sex" but mighty entertaining
Posted by Tracy on January 26, 2010 at 1:08 PM

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