Over the last week, some of these animals have become my friends:

The eel, who lives a life of solitude in the sales intern cubicle. I have named him Josh.

  • Friend.

There were once fish in this box of algae otherwise known as an aquarium, which is located on the third-and-a-half floor, but apparently God had mercy on them at some point in the last six months or so.


This head, which I am now convinced is watching me every time I go to the third floor.

Pure evil.
  • Pure evil.

UPDATE: There is also this thing: