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Monday, December 28, 2009

Animals / Officewatch 2009™ / Insomnia Officewatch 2009™: The Animals of The Stranger Office

Posted by on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 1:52 PM

Over the last week, some of these animals have become my friends:

The eel, who lives a life of solitude in the sales intern cubicle. I have named him Josh.

Friend.
  • Friend.


There were once fish in this box of algae otherwise known as an aquarium, which is located on the third-and-a-half floor, but apparently God had mercy on them at some point in the last six months or so.

tank.jpg


This head, which I am now convinced is watching me every time I go to the third floor.

Pure evil.
  • Pure evil.

UPDATE: There is also this thing:

dogthing.jpg

 

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bella 1
I can't believe you haven't had a party in the office yet, Grant.
Srsly, when did you get so fucking responsible, man?
Posted by bella http://twitter.com/littlewords on December 28, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Grant Brissey 2
I only party with Josh now.
Posted by Grant Brissey http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author.html?oid=23414 on December 28, 2009 at 2:40 PM
3
What hangs from that thing's baleful eye? Are they over-long lashes? Did stitches pop?
Posted by lyric on December 28, 2009 at 2:55 PM
4
is it just me, or does it really look like someone is pressing their cock n' balls against the glass in that first pic? I still can't figure out what else it could be.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on December 28, 2009 at 6:30 PM
bella 5
Ah Grant, I remember when we used to party.
Those were the good old days.
Are you sure Josh can handle it?
Posted by bella http://twitter.com/littlewords on December 28, 2009 at 7:10 PM
6
lieberman!
Posted by Valkyrie on December 28, 2009 at 9:11 PM
7
Josh is a weather/dojo loach, not an eel :). The Stranger should let me restock that algae tank with awesome fish. I could be your fish intern.
Posted by Zeus on December 29, 2009 at 12:07 PM

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