Here are the Christmas presents that Jim Beam and I wrapped for me night before last or yesterday morning (which caused me to go out on yet another overnight drunk, which in turn resulted in me sleeping under my desk until the P.M.):

Compaq laptop with no power chord:

Property of Amazon
  • Property of Amazon

Red Hot Chili Peppers picture book, Me and my Friends. (Stolen from Megan Seling's desk drawer, obviously.):


A four pack of Rize malt liquor with two Rize missing:


A pre-consumed bottle of Jim Beam:


And this can: