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Officewatch 2009™ / Life / Drunk Officewatch 2009™: Day 3 (4?)
Posted by Grant Brissey on Sat, Dec 26, 2009 at 1:29 PM
- Merry Christmassacre to me.
Upon not understanding the inner workings of a fax machine, and thusly not receiving any Christmas salutations via fax, then becoming even more distraught over Black Santa's situation, last night I decided to shirk my duties and go on an overnight drunk. Apparently, after returning to the office, Jim Beam and I wrapped me some presents and put them under the pink Christmas tree.
Please enjoy this special holiday edition of Name this Band while unwrap my treasures.
1
Really? You got no faxes at all? That's so sad.
Maybe they are all stored in the fax machine's memory.
Maybe they are all stored in the fax machine's memory.
2
Power cord in outlet + phone line in phone jack + mode switch in answer = outer workings of a fax machine. Oh well, I tried. So did yer mama.
Looks like one of your presents is another half-pint. Or hand lotion. Either way, enjoy.
Looks like one of your presents is another half-pint. Or hand lotion. Either way, enjoy.
3
Yeah, the message I got when I tried to fax my Christmas salutations was no answer, so I think something must be unplugged. But I tried, Grant. I hope that makes you feel better.
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