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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Shotgun Jesus

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Dec 22, 2009 at 12:01 PM

Koo koo koo! I jus' luuuv haw e'rbody is an ARTIST riii' around Chrisssmas. Shoot 'em BOY, git 'em! That there is ART!

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The man's gotta point but I could've sworn South Park already did this.

Posted by Bub on December 22, 2009 at 12:09 PM

My fictional character can beat up your fictional character...
Nuh-uh...
Uh-huh...
NUH-UH!!!
UH-HUH!!!
Sez WHO?
SEZ ME!
(shots ring out)
An angel gets his wings.

Posted by Ackham on December 22, 2009 at 12:16 PM

Wow, so much to say...

Shotgun, check.
Pickup truck, check.
Trucker hat, check.
Mangy hound dog, check.
Evangelical who feels persecuted, check.
Disgruntled white guy, check.

I didn't see what color his neck was, but I won't need three guesses to figure it out.

I thought this stuff only happened in the deep south.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 22, 2009 at 12:42 PM

I think this paints a true and honest picture of Christianity: a blood thirsty cult for the mentally unstable. BRAVO!! BRAVO for honesty in art!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on December 22, 2009 at 12:48 PM

Lets see, we have the crusades, burning witches, inquisition, slavery, child molestation. But these people are upset because Jesus is shown killing Santa? OK......

Posted by gttim on December 22, 2009 at 1:13 PM

"I know it's freedom of speech, but..."

There's nothing you can say after that opening gambit that's not going to show us that you don't actually believe in freedom of speech.

"Is it art and freedom of expression or just a way to cause an uproar in the neighborhood?"

Yes, douchey news reader, to all counts.

Posted by Cracker Jack on December 22, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Once again the fanatics are using children as human shields in their ideological war. "There are lots of children and that's our main concern." Disgusting.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on December 22, 2009 at 2:03 PM

There are kids listening to the radio and that's my main concern. That's why I want "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" taken off the air. Poor kids thinking about grandma getting trampled like that....

Posted by Ron Boolio on December 22, 2009 at 3:04 PM

The Children? Easy. If they ask, just tell them a CHRISTIAN lives in that house. Done.

Posted by Kimberly666 on December 22, 2009 at 3:29 PM

I'm sick of these fucking Christians defiling the sanctity of the season. They've completely ruined the holiday.

Its OFFENSIVE!

We need to start a movement to take the Christ out of Christmas and rename it Solstice.

Posted by flossy on December 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Thanks Kelly for the religious porn. Homicidal rabbi and dead Santa. That's the holiday spirit!

Posted by Vince on December 23, 2009 at 5:46 AM

His poppa told him at age four that Santa Claus was his drunken Uncle Jeffrey who was doing time in the pokey for grand larceny. No one had a clue it would warp him this badly.

Posted by Telsa Grills on December 23, 2009 at 7:19 AM

o wowo dts surely messed up lol why........ cuz its crazii

Posted by somethin on January 8, 2010 at 6:57 AM