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Crime Today in Kent Predators
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 1:39 PM
KIRO reports:
A Kent-Meridian High School student said she was grabbed by a man who was partially naked while she walked to school Wednesday morning, reported KIRO 7 Eyewitness News....The man is described as white, in his mid-30s, about 6 feet tall and has a slim build. The student said the man was naked below his waist. Kent police said an arrest has not been made in the case.
Meanwhile, the official Kent Predators are still recruiting.
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Last three David Schmader posts today:
1) Joke about woman getting sexually assaulted
2) Joke about woman reporting a rape
3) Joke about a typo spelling "cunt"
I remember in the early days of Slog there was a post showing 50% of Slog readers were women. If that has declined (and I'm sure it has), you can point to David Scmader's paycheck as one of the main reasons.
1) Joke about woman getting sexually assaulted
2) Joke about woman reporting a rape
3) Joke about a typo spelling "cunt"
I remember in the early days of Slog there was a post showing 50% of Slog readers were women. If that has declined (and I'm sure it has), you can point to David Scmader's paycheck as one of the main reasons.
3
@2, you forgot global warming. David Schmader is responsible for global warming AND the reduced size of Three Musketeers bars at the supermarket.
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@3 I can get past the global warming thing, but not the Three Musketeers thing. We all kill the planet in our own small ways, but fucking with a man's candy bar size? That's just low.
6
You should see the shipping containers full -FULL- of Laotian women at Schmader's eastside compound. You know, he paid for it all with the millions he makes mocking poor Elizabeth Berkely.
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