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News & ArtsWednesday, December 16, 2009
Drugs No More Cocaine For You, Washington State
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Because this guy made an illegal left turn.
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How long until the residents of Capitol Hill go crazy Mad Max style without their coke? Hell, at the Cuff they already dress the part!
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That doesn't seem like a lot. With "normal usage", how long would 132 pounds last between x number of people?
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Well, the weather outside is snotty,
And we're told you've been real naughty!
And so there ain't gonna be no snow,
Up your nose, up your nose, up your nose!
[Thanks, Uncle Lawrence, for corrupting my impressionable childhood with this twisted ditty.]
And we're told you've been real naughty!
And so there ain't gonna be no snow,
Up your nose, up your nose, up your nose!
[Thanks, Uncle Lawrence, for corrupting my impressionable childhood with this twisted ditty.]
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@4: Considering it's commonly sold to end-users by the eighth of an ounce which is good for at least one person to have a full night's bender (if not two or three people), 132 pounds comes out to 16,896 doses. That is a *lot* of drugs.
And holy shit if I don't really want to do coke now. Worst drug ever. Haven't touched the stuff in YEARS (even then it was all of, what, three or four times?) and I can feel my mouth watering a bit. "Coke - making you want more coke since last time you did coke! Coke Coke Coke!" Aaaahhh!
And holy shit if I don't really want to do coke now. Worst drug ever. Haven't touched the stuff in YEARS (even then it was all of, what, three or four times?) and I can feel my mouth watering a bit. "Coke - making you want more coke since last time you did coke! Coke Coke Coke!" Aaaahhh!
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I tried coke once. Once. I wound up throwing beer bottles at houses. The payback took three days. I hate the shit. Will never touch it again.
10
No need to worry, folks. Just wait until the Stranger has another event. That's where I always get my favors.
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