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News & ArtsTuesday, December 15, 2009
Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Cat Massage 101
Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM
"Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun." Um, WOW.
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Too bad they don't show what happens when your cat decides they've had enough and trys to claw your face off.
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She should never have gone back into the closet after Mich Fest in '82. That cat resents being her repressed dyke scapegoat.
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I hear you can frig them with a Q-tip when they're in heat. God, they're disgusting animals. Both of them.
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@8 I think she did an interview with 'Everything Is Terrible' creator, you can probably look it up on their website.
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There's also a cat massage for dogs, and if I remember correctly, she recommends singing a song to your dog and replacing the lyrics with lyrics about your pet. She recommends using "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" and "Amazing Grace."
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"Who's the best cat in the United States?? It's you Champer damper, it's you" My mother used to sing me that song as a child...Which I always thought was strange because I'm not a cat.
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