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News & ArtsTuesday, December 15, 2009
Sex / Books Debbie, er, Tera Does Tacoma
Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Dec 15, 2009 at 4:07 PM
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I have the book sitting right here on my desk. I wish I could say I've read it. In the meantime, here's a random collection of words from the book's jacket:
shy. awkward. bookworm. porn star. losing virginity. fourteen. thirtysomething photographer. guns 'n' roses. orgy. team of firefighters. alcoholism. unglamorous. nursing home. husband. multimillion-dollar. icon. depression. true love. achievements. scintillating. business. orgasm. fake. suicide. rules. teravision. empire.
I wish I had a ride to Tacoma.
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Will Fred Phelps be there to make a stink? And where are the Family Values storm troopers? See this is allowed because Gay people are allowed to have a D.P.
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The Sounder will totally take you to Tacoma in time for this...
Unfortunately, there are 3 somewhat awkward and cold hours between bars close and Sounder takes you back to Seattle.
Unfortunately, there are 3 somewhat awkward and cold hours between bars close and Sounder takes you back to Seattle.
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I don't recall ever seeing her in porn. But there are some companies I don't buy films from. Anything with the men wearing condoms is out.
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That's what passes for human-looking these days? Fuck. Everyone I've ever met must look like something else...
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" Everyone I've ever met must look like something else.."
Well, most Seattle womyn look like something the cat drag in....
Well, most Seattle womyn look like something the cat drag in....
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Those of you who are suggesting Kelly take the Sounder aren't up on the urban Seattle ride-moocher lingo. "I wish I had a ride" is Capitol Hill car-less code for, "Come pick me up in your car and take me to run three errands before our planned destination, despite that I spend much of my time claiming to be more environmental/economical/practical than those who have cars."
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@12: Yeah, I have one of those friends. Hates cars, says she loves transit -- and is always right there in my front seat when I'm heading somewhere she wants/needs to go.
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Kelly O doesn't claim to be environmentally friendly in regards to not owning a car, the simple fact is, she is just too drunk to get behind the wheel of a vehicle. Keep recycling those Ranier cans though babe!!
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@14, to expand on that, she sure was purty before all the coke and if you haven't seen her perform, you haven't seen a woman who looks like she absolutely hates sex (with men or women).
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What's with Tacoma and pornstars? Ron Jeremy promoted his book by visiting the Kastle Superstore there a few years back and now this, um, tart is pressing the flesh, so to speak, at the Tacoma Borders?
Now I understand why all the glassware coming out of Chihuly's shop at the Glass Museum resembles either sperm or penises.
Now I understand why all the glassware coming out of Chihuly's shop at the Glass Museum resembles either sperm or penises.
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Speaking of books and naked ladies, when are the naked ladies coming to Seattle to read books on stage?
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