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Friday, December 11, 2009

Strangercrombie: Buy Me!

Posted by on Fri, Dec 11, 2009 at 1:29 PM

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You can cry on my shoulder for the low, low price of $765... or answer a question in "Savage Love" for the low, low price of $615! Or you can cry on my shoulder and answer a question in "Savage Love" for $1380! And all money raised benefits worthy local charities and, nope, that is not my boyfriend's ass! There's tons of other great stuff up for sale right now! Bidding closes at 5 PM! Go, bid, buy!

 

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1
This is the low point in hypocrasy.

Tell it to the office.
Posted by dan k. on December 11, 2009 at 1:33 PM
2
Oh look -- it's Dan's boyfriend's ass.
Posted by It's that nice ass again on December 11, 2009 at 1:54 PM
kim in portland 3
Apparently, you can also be bought at the Mercury Auction, too. You get around, Dan. And, it's a wonderful thing for some very worthy causes.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on December 11, 2009 at 2:48 PM
4
@1 oh look the low point in spelling...
Posted by English honours student on December 11, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Vince 5
How much for a rim job?
Posted by Vince on December 11, 2009 at 3:38 PM
6
I missed something -- why did anybody think that was Dan's boyfriend's ass? (I saw the earlier post saying that it's not, but I didn't see the original post, if there was one, where people suggested that it was.)
Posted by parry on December 11, 2009 at 4:18 PM

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