Just about every section of the paper is up for grabs in Strangercrombie—if you're the highest bidder come 5 pm tomorrow, you get to tell us what to write about! And as of right now, some of it is going for insultingly low prices:
And there's plenty more where that came from. And even though you'll no doubt use your prize for selfish reasons (fame! glory! hooray!), all the money raised will be donated to three great charities. So it evens out.