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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

What's a "Postage Stamp?"

Posted by on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 3:58 PM

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Omnivoracious reports that some folks have started an online petition to get Charles Bukowski on a postage stamp. As of right now, only 119 people have signed the petition (they're gunning for 10,000.)

I do agree with this comment that came with one online signature:

Brandon Martinez said 22 hours ago (unverified)
There has never been a greater American author.

I suspect that Mr. Martinez should read a few more books. But you've gotta admit, a Charles Bukowski stamp would be pretty funny. Post Office is one of his better books, after all.

 

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Asparagus! 1
Not talking to people who worship this guy is a good way to filter annoying people out of your life.
Posted by Asparagus! on December 9, 2009 at 4:36 PM
2
Can we please NOT have Shepherd Fairey do this?
Posted by Debbie Downer on December 9, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Baconcat 3
How about a stamp... celebrating stamps? I think that would be a fantastic stamp series.

Perhaps a stamp celebrating stamps being portrayed on stamps?
Posted by Baconcat on December 9, 2009 at 4:56 PM
danewood 4
I love Charles Bukowski, but Kurt Vonnegut is the greatest American author.
Posted by danewood on December 9, 2009 at 5:39 PM
5
"I suspect that Mr. Martinez should read a few more books." Gawd, that made me laugh really loudly. Truer words were never written.
Posted by the analyst on December 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Max Solomon 6
funnier than an Eid stamp?
Posted by Max Solomon on December 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
7
Who is worse for American intellectualism: C. Bukowski or S. Palin?
Posted by sjy girl on December 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Quintus Slide 8
#1 nailed it.

In the arts, there are very few truly fail-safe tests. But the Bukowski Test of Poetic Sensibility is one of them.

If you think he is a great poet, or even a good one, or even a passable one, then a humane education that could have been better spent on a mentally disabled child was completely fucking pissed away on you. It just did not take. It didn't do what it was supposed to do.

He is to poetry what Ayn Rand is to philosophy. Rand's genius lay in her ability to window-dress and market, to self-obsessed college sophomores, the idea that the very thing they were most inclined to do -- be self-obsessed -- was an exercise both in intellectual rigor and moral purity. Similarly, Bukowski' sole appeal lies in his fraudulent ability to convince credulous boobs that breaking sophomoric ramblings into lines represents some sort of high culture.

I have never met a Bukowski fan that had good taste in a goddamn thing.
Posted by Quintus Slide on December 9, 2009 at 9:11 PM
9
One fucking ugly stamp.
Posted by codswallower on December 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
10
1) I've read more than my fair share of authors.

2) You're all completely missing the point. This is a man who literally lived the American dream. The beauty of his work lies not in flowery prose and certainly not in complex poetry, but in the simplicity of a man overcoming his surroundings. Read about him. Maybe start from the end of his life and work your way backwards. I recommend "Women." I've never read a more profound ending to a story, one that can only be reached by falling so low.

3) Don't judge me or the other 118 signatures when your page ads feature Happy Hours and Stranger Personals.
Posted by BrandonM on December 10, 2009 at 12:48 AM
11
Thank god we have anonymous blog commenters like "Quintus Slide" to tell us the difference between good literature and bad. What would we do without you, "Quintus Slide"?? Please say you'll never go away....
Posted by catsnbanjos on December 10, 2009 at 5:40 AM
slaggy 12
THE DAYS RUN AWAY LIKE WILD HORSES OVER THE HILLS and BETTING ON THE MUSE are both very good collections of poetry. I like the Nuyorican poets too...anybody wanna talk shit on them? I love intellectual discussions with anonymous cowards, lol.
Posted by slaggy http://www.videowatchdog.com on December 10, 2009 at 7:28 AM
13
You could probably make your own Bukowski stamp on Zazzle. How about a picture of him sitting on the toilet or something?
Posted by T-Bone on December 10, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Josh Bomb 14
Buke = literature for dirtbags.
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on December 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Erin Daisy 15
I recently wrote on my blog about Mr. Bukowski. I agree with 1 & 8 & josh bomb: Bukowski is for dirtbags, misogynists and alcoholics, because Bukowski personified all three.

And yes, 9, that would a f'ugly stamp, indeed.
Posted by Erin Daisy http://www.themomentofchange.blogspot.com on December 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Erin Daisy 16
I recently wrote on my blog about Mr. Bukowski.

http://themomentofchange.blogspot.com/20…

I agree with 1 & 8 & josh bomb: Bukowski is for dirtbags, misogynists and alcoholics, because Bukowski personified all three.

And yes, 9, that would a f'ugly stamp, indeed.
Posted by Erin Daisy http://www.themomentofchange.blogspot.com on December 10, 2009 at 11:23 AM
RatGirl 17
Thanks for sticking up for Bukowski, Brandon. And, Women is my favorite by him also.
Posted by RatGirl on December 10, 2009 at 12:26 PM
18
I think half of the Slog commenters could BE Bukowski.
Posted by drunk misogynist dirtbags? on December 10, 2009 at 1:05 PM

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