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Monday, December 7, 2009

Savage Love Typo of the Day

Posted by on Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Never read the "Savage Love" email at breakfast, never read the "Savage Love" email at breakfast...

He likes tongs because of the sensation it gives him in the anal area.

No doubt.

 

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Timmytee 1
"He likes dongs(?)...". I dunno, Dan, ya got me, LOL.
Posted by Timmytee on December 7, 2009 at 11:13 AM
2
She meant thongs.
Posted by Dan Savage on December 7, 2009 at 11:13 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 3
Oh. I thought maybe "tongues."
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on December 7, 2009 at 11:15 AM
4
I think tongs (as in barbeque) makes for better reading and more interesting visuals.
Posted by autopatch on December 7, 2009 at 11:17 AM
5
Yeah- I'd prefer tongues to tongs, too ;)
Posted by Flinga on December 7, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Hyzenthlayk9 6
Dan, I would have thought that by now you'd know better than to "read the "Savage Love" email at breakfast" lest ye find the unexpected/bizarre/disturbing.
Posted by Hyzenthlayk9 http://oystermind.blogspot.com/ on December 7, 2009 at 11:20 AM
pissy mcslogbot 7
some of these:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&so…
will pucker you right up.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on December 7, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 8
Hey, it certainly wouldn't have been the weirdest thing I've ever heard of.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on December 7, 2009 at 11:22 AM
9
they're great for holding hemmoroids out of the way
Posted by Tongan on December 7, 2009 at 11:23 AM
gloomy gus 10
Is the writer referring to the hemorrhoided fella from last week? First he wants to be et, now he wants to be pinched with tongs? Yowch.
Posted by gloomy gus on December 7, 2009 at 11:23 AM
11
...or lunch, or dinner.
Posted by Katy http://www.whateverkaty.blogspot.com on December 7, 2009 at 11:25 AM
theophrastus 12
looks like this could be the start of a tong war

(with a pull of the forelock to Groucho Marx)
Posted by theophrastus on December 7, 2009 at 11:49 AM
wisepunk 13
ANAL HOOK.
Posted by wisepunk on December 7, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Chris in Vancouver WA 14
Was there a Tong Dynasty in pre-modern China? Maybe that's what the letter was referring to...
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on December 7, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Geni 15
@10 beat me to it - that's exactly what I was wondering.
Posted by Geni on December 7, 2009 at 1:02 PM
Vince 16
No doubt his tong tingles.
Posted by Vince on December 7, 2009 at 1:03 PM
linda with a y 17
Notable Chinese tongs...

Bing Kong Tong
Hop Sing Tong
Hip Sing Tong
On Leong Tong
Suey Sing Tong

Yeah, I bet he was moaning all of this and more as those tongs were being used on him
Posted by linda with a y on December 7, 2009 at 2:09 PM
18
Tongs are quite useful tools to toss the salad.

@17, must not forget Winston Tong.
Posted by Reg on December 7, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Chef Thunder 19
After watching HUMP this year and seeing what people will do with a whisk nothing surprises me.
Posted by Chef Thunder on December 7, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Fnarf 20
Tongs are nice in the "anal area", but nothing beats a red hot fireplace poker.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on December 7, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Timmytee 21
@20 Fnarf: ...as in "The Miller's Tale" (I think), from Chaucer's (and Pasolini's film of) "The Canterbury Tales", LOL!
Posted by Timmytee on December 7, 2009 at 4:38 PM

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